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Hot take I'm sick in the head with worms

jamie: “earth worms?”

me: “and earth worms are a really reputable worm.”

jamie: “I really like earth worms.”

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I already said this but I can make a king out of Dan.

jamie: “a king?????”

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i think i could beat up every single one of the boys. they don’t look very tough. i could do it.

jamie: “go for it.”

me: “yeah.”

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hot take: jake as oliver reed is actually kinda hot really sexually charged

jamie: *sighs*

me: mmmm no yeah

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hot take: I find danny to be actually hot like this is not a pity crush, i know that meeting him irl in a normal setting would probably give me an ick but all of them would give me an ick they're a little bit weird and i'm a city girl 😔 danny hmu tho

jamie: “ok! (:”

me:

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Danny is probably only a humble shy guy because he doesn’t get hyped up the same as the Kiszka’s. if everyone were to gas him up with the same energy, he would probably become Sam 2.0 😵‍💫 (but more loyal)

jamie: “um, danny looks like he could play one of the elves in lord of the rings and not do any stage makeup.”

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@ageoffeet and i are drunk together and we want ur hot takes go

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jake actually runs this instagram account

can you imagine of them actually being a sigma bro who believes in all that crap and watches "how to get women" videos with technics and shit????

@ageoffeet now is ur time to shine

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actually me and josh are dating if this isnt proof then idk what is

I'm gonna say it even thought it breaks my own heart but ain't no way josh is single or is not seeing anybody like... let's all stop acting dumb

I think I speak for josh stans when I say…………… dumb we will all act dumb we don’t know anything about anything so by default he’s single I guess

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he follows alpha male strategies on instagram bc one night jake said hes a sigma male

tbh i didn't think much of josh's outfit bc i don't pay attention but now.... why is he wearing the same damn thing every single time? like is an active decision? did he read that quote that's like "choose an uniform, successful people always wear the same so they have more time to think about important things and not worry about looks" or whatever

oh my god

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heres my favorite jake picture

Keep the jake thoughts coming or i'm killing myself

ok fuck!

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youre so talented and sexy

i just made this and i feel so indescribably sad and violent over it so i’m sharing it with all of you

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ew does this mean i have josh AND jake today? 🥰

I said… sams lane………. How Are We Doing

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anon is right tho

jake the kinda dude to stick his dick in an empty beer bottle then cry when he gets hard and cant get it out

EEEEENNNNNOOOUUUGHHHDHDHHDHDHD

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you’re not hated bestie you’re an icon!!

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i feel hated and its not bc of the furry stuff