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Send me hearts

💖 - I admire you

💓 - You give me feels

💜 - You’re intimidating

💌  - We should talk more

💟 - How are you so cute

💝 - Love seeing you on my dash

💗 - I miss interacting with you

💞 - You’re amazing at ______

💘  - I’m crushing on you

💕  - I ship you with ______ 

♥ - You make me uncomfortable

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Touch Meme

Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!

➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

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What kind of "charactershaming" sign would you hang around my muse's neck?

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on semi-hiatus catch me on my other blog puns4puppies

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Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

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Send "Unf" if your muse finds mine sexually attractive.

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She had wanted it to just be the two of them, no work on his mind for once. She had also hoped her family wouldn’t forget her birthday again. They did, all six of her siblings, not even lame card. But seeing Albert smile helped her not think about it as much. “Good, and I am happy to be here with you.” Yelena smiled back. divineinfect

"Wanna fuck?" from Yelena

“If we weren’t in the middle of the party….”Albert furrowed his brows at the suggestion. He spent all this time setting up her birthday party and the girl couldn’t get her mind out of the gutter for one night? Still…he had no problem with it.

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She wanted to roll her eyes. Her birthday wasn’t a fun time for her. It reminded her of the family who didn’t talk to her anymore. Now she had to be a party where she really only knew three people. Not that she hated Albert’s efforts but she wanted to at least be asked about a party before hand. “I meant after.” She sighed. Well not really she wanted to get her mind off of her sad memories, maybe make better ones.

"Wanna fuck?" from Yelena

“If we weren’t in the middle of the party….”Albert furrowed his brows at the suggestion. He spent all this time setting up her birthday party and the girl couldn’t get her mind out of the gutter for one night? Still…he had no problem with it.

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Send me ಠ_ಠ to know an inappropriate thought my muse has had about yours.

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Send "Auction" for your muse buying mine as their slave

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Our muses' are drunk and making bad decisions leave a ❋ in my askbox for our muses' to share a stupid, drunken kiss

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Send '♨' for my muse's reaction to yours stepping into the shower with them!

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just out of general curiosity, send me a ♥ if you would consider shipping our muses.

Seriously, letting me know will make things easier for both of us. 

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Send me CAN I KEEP YOU and watch my muse's reaction.

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Royalty AU sentence starters!

A big mix of them, so have fun with them! Intrigue, revolts, and fairytales~

“Your majesty, the invaders have breached the castle walls — you must flee!”

“I pledge my fealty to you.”

“One day, you will become a fine ruler of this land.”

“I need no king/queen.”

“You should do something about those revolts.”

“And on this day forth, you shall hold crown and scepter in the name of the people as its fair and just emperor/empress.”

“My king/queen, do not fret for there will be no one else I would rather die for.”

“Kings/queens do not weep so weakly.”

“I am not the true king/queen — I am merely their body double.”

“Oh, sweet Prince/Princess, would you care to be mine?”

“The king and queen have arranged it — you will be married to the child of the opposing nation so that peace may come to both our kingdoms.”

“In a few hours your head will roll through the town square — what say you, deposed one?”

“You are the king’s illegitimate child and I have come to collect you.”

“My name is unimportant — you, tyrant, will die today by my blade.”

“Oh, cruel majesty…for your selfishness and evil ways, I place a curse upon you and your house…”

“Royal balls are such a bore, aren’t they?”

“I wonder what it’s like beyond the palace walls?”

“You are hereby condemned, exiled from this kingdom, stripped of your title for crimes against the kingdom.”

“Oh, highness, do not shed anymore tears — I am here to rescue you.”

“As per the rules of the tourney, I am granted one wish: I wish to marry your son/daughter.”

“Let’s overthrow the king together, shall we?”

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Sexy Starters

“Talk dirty to me.”

“You can bring your friend.”

“Hot damn.”

“Tonight I’m fucking you.”

“Come here, rude boy.”

“Let’s play a love game.”

“I’m educated in sex, yes.”

“I want to see what you’ve got in store.”

“Chains and whips excite me.”

“You make me this, please me up, please me down.”

“Give me everything tonight.”

“Hey, sexy boy, set me free.”

“Don’t be so shy, play with me.”

“I’m a slave for you.”

“I’m a put on a show kind of [insert identifier].”

“A guy like you should wear a warning.”

“You’re dangerous, I’m loving it.”

“I’m here for your entertainment.”

“Living in sin is the new thing.”

“Every time we touch I get this feeling.”

“Can you blow my whistle?”

“Let’s skip this conversation, just whine your body up.”

“You’ve got what I’m searching for.”

“More like the ‘meet you, take you home, and fuck you twice’ guy.”

“Open wide, I know you’re thirsty.”

“You see these shackles, I’m your slave.”

“I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave.”

“I don’t see the harm, so are you game?”

“Let’s just do it, you and me.”

“I can make your bed rock.”

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Fluff & Romance Starters

"Well aren't you sweet?"

"The stars look especially lovely tonight."

"I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

"May I have this dance?"

"I can't stop thinking about you."

"Let's build a pillow fort together and eat marshmallows in it!"

"Want to play a game?"

"Let's play tag!"

"Stop being so cute!"

"Let's get to know each other over dinner."

"All I want is snuggles and kisses."

"Let's go to the park and have a picnic!"

"Let's just enjoy the day."

"Want to watch the sunset with me?"

"The sunset looks absolutely beautiful."

"I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you my dear."

"You look incredible in that."

"It's quite stunning, isn't it?"

"These flowers, I got them just for you."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight?"

"I think I'm in love."

"You're the best friend I ever had."

"Could you ever consider us as more than just friends?"

"I want this to never end..."

"Can I kiss you?"

"I want to kiss you..."

"Never have I felt this way about anyone before."

"A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

"Just being next to you is electrifying."

"Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

"Let's dance!"

"I want to hear you sing."

"Let me sing for you."

"I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

"I'll always be right by your side to protect you."

"You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

"I want to always protect you."

"Is it possible to love too much?"