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Colour blocking.

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The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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CATS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸

send me proof you have donated (as of May 7th) to Eman Saads fundraiser for evacuation I'll draw a cat of your choice

Give me a month or two turnaround time depending on the amount of requests I receive!

Examples of my artwork:

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This is definitely how math works

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fun fact: in the latin american dub, when Helen Brand tells Benoit Blanc that "google says he's the world greatest detective", he says "i am not James Bond" which is infinitely funnier than the original "i am not Batman" response

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The fact that maia "literally leaked the no-fly list" crimew keeps getting wrapped into this insane callout post bullshit over fandom fuckery and imaginary pedo ring conspiracy theory bullshit by Tumblr's most radical genderfag kweers is insane. Fucking joke of a website.

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Happy Earth Day, Trains are the most efficient and clean mode of transit we have, so ride a train today!

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times when i (an american) feel patriotic:

-listening to the liberty's kids theme song -the olympics -watching logan sargeant race in f1 -when a british person insults my accent -every time im in an old navy -gazing upon the bass pro shops pyramid -when i see a really good 4th of july meme -on the off chance i listen to hamilton from top to bottom -in the american girl doll store -driving on country highways and seeing fireworks billboards -eating 99c pizza and bagels with cream cheese in nyc -any time someone says the us measurement system is stupid -schoolhouse rock -amtrak trains

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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

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sent an email without exclamation points #mean #meanie #meancore #evilgirl #hurtingyou #indifferent #gayandrude

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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

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Plein Airpril 2024 Day 1-4

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i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

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here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!