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dream smp this mcc that, the best moment in mcyt history was the gumball voice actor seeing james charles on his server and seeing red

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Aren’t you literally not gay

Why would you say this to me? Have I not done enough for you people?

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why do my amazon reviews read like shitposts

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why do guys blink so slow haven’t u wasted enough of my time

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CALLOUT POST ON TWITTER

CAT ARE ABUSERS

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i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.

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Found stardew valley grandpa's fucked up bed on zillow

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me about me: is she okay

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animal crossing go

go to a furry con and give people fruit

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can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this to me?

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My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

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One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

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i’m nearly in tears over this ad

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Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

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