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I am Trash, God of the game

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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This made me extremely irritated at the British

dunno what the fuck this is

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Church is about as separate from government as my ass cheeks are from each other

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This is my favorite pokemon. Scoliosis.

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Blood of the gods

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Holy shit an alien

i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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You ever take someone out on a great date, then they agree to come to your place where you absolutely demolish them in a duel because they're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck?

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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I miss my cousin, Throckmorton. I haven't seen him since he went pro.

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Me when tall women

“How am I even supposed to court a god!?”

“…ugh, whatever, I’ll find a way.”

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My cat, Carseat