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agitatedaptonoth · 7 years

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If you were sent on a flight with one friend and got stranded on a deserted island, who would you want that friend to be?

/ @agitatedaptonoth /

#kajfkadfkaskljffd #aaaa #same at you

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agitatedaptonoth · 7 years

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butts

hey

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: Seems very friendly  

2. Truth is: CARING TEAMDAD THAT GOTS YOUR BACK

 3. How old do you look: 22 

4. Have you ever made me laugh: YES >:3 

5. Have you ever made me mad: WHEN YOU WON’T SHARE >:O

 6. Best feature: your kindness

 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I love you

 8. You’re my: TANBEAST

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agitatedaptonoth · 7 years

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social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u

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agitatedaptonoth · 7 years

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Someone please explain to me what the fuck

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this is the mood for 2018

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agitatedaptonoth · 7 years

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my heart says yes but my anxiety says no

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agitatedaptonoth · 7 years

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Things more important than family

I nearly drowned when I was 3. My mom had to jump into the pool fully clothed to rescue me. 44 years later, she still complains that I made her ruin her Mickey Mouse watch.

My mom broke my arm when I was 6. She tells a funny story about it. She doesn’t tell the part about when she came to me immediately afterward and complained impatiently, “Stop crying! It doesn’t hurt that bad.”

When I was in my 30′s, a doctor committed malpractice in his treatment of me, resulting in me permanently having less than 50% kidney function. Every single time I mentioned the kidney disease to my mother—panicking about what this would mean for the rest of my life, explicitly asking her for comfort and reassurance—she told me that it was my own fault for trusting the doctor instead of researching everything on my own.

Some people will tell you that nothing is more important than family.

I’m here to tell you that love is more important than family. Loving yourself is more important than family. Finding other people who offer you unconditional love is more important than family.

If your family causes you pain, then there are a hell of a lot of things more important than family.

YOU are more important than family. Always remember that. Always.

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Perfect

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Prompt: Protective.

Crystal and Falcon, my OCs. Crystal’s about ready to kick butt cause someone insulted Falcon. Falcon’s telling her it’s not worth it.

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agitatedaptonoth · 7 years

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in order to save his mother who got sick after some dead bisexual guy woke up from a 100 year coma, a japanese-british-italian teen and his friends - a horny old man who can’t stop screaming, a gay egyptian fortune teller, a literal mother fucker, a french guy unable to go four minutes without fucking up, and the world’s saltiest dog - must defeat villains like bette midler, mariah carey, terence trent d’arby, and vanilla ice in incredibly tense challenges, such as:

the “is this really a boat” challenge

the “do you know literally anything about your friend” challenge

the “can you not die from a bullet shot by the wild west version of a stormtrooper” challenge

the “is the amount of sand in my eyes really worth not dying” challenge

the “figure out if the car moving on its own is weird or not” challenge

the “should we do something about these zombies or nah” challenge

the “how long have we been walking and isn’t it kinda hot” challenge

the “what if freddy krueger was remote controlled by a baby” challenge

the “is this trap too obvious to be a trap and can you bond over watersports” challenge

the “is it okay to throw dogs at blind people” challenge

the “how gay can we make this look” challenge

the “can’t read my pokerface” challenge