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*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

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An interesting sci-fi short story from 4chan.

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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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How many dots did this take me

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The Green Coaster by K.A. Elm

Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!

i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3

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In case you missed it:

Fandom:

Dabi is a Todoroki theory confirmed

Hetalia is coming back

Megamind 10 year anniversary

Destiel is canon

(Rumor) BBC Sherlock season 5

System of a Down releases first song in 15 years

Johnny Depp is fired from Fantastic Beasts

Ted Bundy RPer Twitter Artist callout post

Election:

Day 3. Still no results of who the next U.S. president will be

Nevada is still counting votes

Georgia turned blue for the first time in 30 years. (Thank you Stacey Abrams and the late John Lewis)

Pennsylvania is also flipped blue. Gritty is dancing in a protest outside the convention center.

Speaking of protests…there are protests on vote counting. Some demanding their vote be counted. Others demanding to stop counting.

Trump is suing 3 states where the ballots are not done counting yet.

The election still goes on

World News:

Scientists found a hell planet made of lava

(Rumor) Putin is resigning due to Parkinson’s disease

Bolivia President-elect was attacked with dynamite

Ongoing:

California is still on fire

COVID-19 pandemic

My brain still processing this hot mess

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If you see this image while scrolling it means you have seen the Joe Biden of enjoying ice cream and money.

Reblog for money, happiness, and ice cream.

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This is an interesting list of 18th and 19th century nicknames and the given names they originated from. 

Nan could be a nickname for Ann, Anna, or Ellen, while Polly could be a nickname for Mary.

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this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

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[presses face against electoral college] pakige

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SCREECHING

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okay but like

what if the citizens of Arendelle all assume that Anna took the throne because Elsa died and all this talk of “Elsa lives in the woods now” is like the equivalent of oh yes we sent the dog to live on the farm upstate 

and that’s why Elsa didn’t go to the coronation/statue unveiling, because she knows and thinks it’s h i l a r i o u s and wants to see how long it takes Anna to realize literally everyone in the kingdom thinks Elsa is dead and is humoring her

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#2020 so far

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CS ff: “It’s All in the Name” (au)

Summary: Beloved Tropes- Coffee Shop AU in which Emma is the angry barista who constantly gets Killian’s name wrong.

Rating: T for maybe swearing a vulgar language at one point.

A/N: Dear god how do I post things that aren’t the Cat Fic? This feels weird and unnatural. ANyway, here’s a coffee shop au no one asked for that I just needed to put out there in the world. 

“My name is Killian,” he tells the blonde working the counter at his usual coffee shop. She’d asked; it’s not like he just randomly supplied his name. There are three reasons for this clarification:

1) She has the expression of one who could strike a person down with eye-daggers if provoked the wrong way. 2) She all but growled out the demand for his name. 3) She’s very pretty, but because of said behaviors, if he could’ve taken his name from the devil’s mouth, he would’ve.

As it happens, when he gets his to-go cup after his order is made, he needn’t worry about her cursing his name. Written on the cup is “Killium.” Close, but no cigar. His day is already terrible enough that he brushes it off. Tomorrow, he might get the pleasant brunette that normally works, and he knows she’ll get his name right.

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Wrong.

The brunette is named Mary Margaret, and she’s out on maternity leave, as it happens. Instead, the feisty blonde is back, a scowl on her face and her brows drawn down in concentration as she diligently fills his order. “Name?”

“Killian,” he says. “K-i-l-l-i-“ but she’s already shoving the cup towards him, since a large Americano doesn’t really take that long to fill. “Kilometer?” he asks out loud. The incredulity is plain as day, but she’s already stomped off to take care of the next customer. He gives her a look, just barely restraining himself from sticking his tongue out at her. He’s thirty-two years old, and that kind of childish behavior would be unbecoming.

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