19. College. Fascinated with all things medicine and crappy reality television. I'm complicated, and when I say complicated, I mean like really really complicated. Like run the other direction and never look back kind of complicated.
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they said it couldn’t be done
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I wish eonline.com would change their domain name to fuckingidiotswithinternetconnection.com
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I never would have thought trying to get a diamond tennis bracelet on someone while they were sleeping would be so difficult
#Stop freaking moving#It's your birthday I'm trying to surprise you#Ugh I'll just put it in the damn box#jewelry#Sleeping
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I love the show Weeds.
And I follow Hunter Parrish, who plays Silas, on twitter; but I feel like a creeper when I want to retweet something he said or @ him because we have the same last name and it's on my twitter username. I don't want him to see it and think I'm some freaky ass stalker like a belieber or someone freaky like that you know. I'm just over paranoid. I should lay down.
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I have signed the petition to enact "Caylee's Law."
You can go here to do the same, and I hope you will. A case so tragic as this one should never happen again, and I hope by signing this petition laws will be changed so that innocent children's lives will not have to go without someone being brought to justice as little Caylee's did. https://www.change.org/petitions/create-caylees-law If I were to go on about how angry I am about this case this post would be as long as War and Peace. I live in Florida so I have watched more media coverage about her and I've read a lot about the case. I've gotten in plenty of fights with people about this woman, even my best friend, and she isn't freaking worth the time and the energy.
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You really shouldn't post Facebook statuses that blatantly state how stupid you are.
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So like the idiot I am,
I forgot to put sunscreen on today and then realized 6 hours in so there was no point, and now I'm burnt, nice and crispy. And I have to go to the dermatologist tomorrow for something else and I already know they're going to take one look at me and bitch at me. I should probably have a mole check. Skin cancer runs in my family, I live in Florida, I'm a lifeguard, and I am constantly outside. I'm bound to get it. And it's going to be my fault. I just forget. And then I have to get like the good sunscreen and that shits not cheap, and neither is dermatology appointments to get moles cut off. So everyone out there, do as the lifeguards say and not as they do, and put sunscreen on. :) Don't even get me started on the tan lines.
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I almost said this about someone the other day.... Probably would've gotten me slapped.
Rumors? Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
psycholust:

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This is probably one of my favorites of yours. :) I love it.

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You know your online shopping is out of control when you have your credit card number memorized.
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Probably one of the best things ever.

Ikea’s meatballs + fries
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I watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Atlanta as much as anyone else, and I don’t think that makes me any less credible because I care about Syria, as well.
Anderson Cooper (via fuckyeahrealhousewives)
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fyeahintellectualhumour:
http://comethefuckonman.tumblr.com

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