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Here’s the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ULTIMATE commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.

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henlo !!     i have been here for a bit over 7 / 8 days and i already reached 200 followers  !!    let me get a little bit mushy here and thank every awesome person in this community. i haven’t been on tumblr for some time and dc is a new fandom so this is a very warm welcome !!

@cupidcrimed :  taylor !! i made it here because of you and you deserve a special mention. we already plotted so much out. you truly strengthened the excitement i have for selina 

@bathacks  !!  @ofbabs  !!  @riisens  !!  @sonicanary  !!  @sherobin  !!  @pnkfox  !!  @heavenshielded  !!  @earthshielded  !!  @jadedhunt  !!  @croftlegacied  !!  @agntchaos  !!  @beetleblue  !!  @quinn  !!  @spyworn  !!  @torchbore  !!  @gothamcartel  !!  @ofprey  !!  @vampslyr  !!  @girllorn  !!  @warstrike  !!  @fentasm  !!  @fllowershop  !!  @aetosdios  !!  @roguetm  !!  @icarusraised  !!  @cahstle  !!  @beautyveined  !!  @zooomies  !!  @telegion  !!  @awbartonno  !!  @resistinstinct  !!  @kcnsasborn  !!  @scngvinary  !!  @chooserofslain  !!  @batenby  !!  

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this blog is still active, i’m just slower than molasses.

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going out to see deadpool 2 today for my birthday!

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THE BIG DEAL.

THE JOKER OUT OF ALL ROGUES informing her on a small group of gangs trying to recruit others to take down the ALMANZAR CLAN ? What kind of  Hell is she living in ? She continues to look at the man, eyes not wavering, jaw slightly clenched - she doesn’t trust him.     ❝    Ight’, so i got some enemies on da’ streets, them niggas tryna’ bite off more than they can chew,  Me and My boys can handle it, what work would you possibly want me to do with ya’, Joka ? You deadass buggin.  ❞

gloved hands curl over the knife he kept hidden in his coat, the faded purple stained with BLOOD, and gasoline.  a sharp laugh leaves the clown’s lips, “everyone is your enemy, and how do you know if your, uh, boooooys are loyal?  see, all these people, all they care about is, uh, money.  don’t you think gotham deserves a, uh, BETTER CLASS of criminal?”  he purrs, circling her yet again, if she shoots him, he’ll laugh, if he dies, he’ll laugh even harder.  he stops, lanky form turning to face her yet again, the cant of his head to the side, “introduce a little chaos. all theeeese plans? they’re boring, if chaos is anything, it is FAIR.”

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“Do you feel anything?”

MEMES.  +  @awbartonno

this question again?  SERIOUSLY?  ha, why so serious?  he GIGGLES madly at his own internal joke, green eyes snapping over to the stranger with the bow.  he licks his lips, a sinister grin forming to reveal yellow teeth.  “feelings are such a, uh, NUISANCE.”  another brief pause, tongue sliding over inflamed scar tissue.  “what i feel is, uh, chaos.”

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SHE’S     A     KILLER     QUEEN     .     gunpowder,   gelatin,   dynamite  with  a  laser  beam   !     GUARANTEED     TO     BLOW     YOUR     MIND,   any  time     !  !  !

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❤ ▬▬ emotional starters to kick you in the feelings.

“What am I to you?” “If you could be with me, would you?” “Do you still think about (___)?” ”Do you want to be something more?” “I need to tell you how I feel.” “I miss how we used to be.” “Is it okay to say that I’m jealous?” “I’m so sorry I’m jealous… It’s such an ugly feeling.” ”I can’t help the way I feel.” ”They all want you, but they don’t even know you.” ”Is it okay to want you for myself?” “You’re mine. I don’t want to share.” “I want to be the only one for you.” “It’s you. You’re it. You’re the one I want.” “If you want me, you can have me.” “You can have others, but I will be your priority.” “Let’s talk about what you want.” “Let’s talk about what I want.” “I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait until you’re ready.” “You’re my friend. You didn’t know that?” ”I don’t think I know how to love…” ”Can I trust you?” “I forgive you.” “I only play around because I don’t have you.” “Name it. I’d give it up for you.” “You play so hard to get. Will I ever catch you?” “How can I get you to like me?” “Is there some secret to winning your love?” “Are you available?” “Are you afraid of commitment?” “If I agreed to be exclusive with you, would you do the same?” “Do you feel anything?” ”Why are you pushing me away?” ”The instant you start to feel something, you turn tail and run.” ”He/she/they love you, you know…” ”Don’t. I’m not good for you. Don’t even think about falling for me.” ”I will hurt you. That’s just a fact.” “You’re so wild that I want to be the one to tame you.” ”If you love them, then I want to as well.” “Your heart is safe with me.” ”You’re the type who wants to have your cake and eat it, too.” ”You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” ”I’ve missed you so much.” ”Your happiness comes before mine.” ”I don’t mind sharing, as long as I’m with you.” “I am so sorry for hurting you.” “Can we start over?”

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caption these icons.

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if u wanna do something with joker before he was joker aka high school hmu.

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*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

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drtywork replied to your post “U know for a clown ur not that funny :/”

Mountain dew succs

  “you gonna mount & do the governor? hmm?”

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U know for a clown ur not that funny :/

  “you gonna, uh, shut up & drink your MOUNTAIN DEW?”

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speak to me kindly, i’m the type of girl you call wifey. i ain’t no side piece, i’m the one you’re taking home to mommy. i’m such a dime piece, back me && i’ll never leave your side. you know i’m gifted when it comes to having loyalty but don’t get it twisted i don’t take no shit from nobody. it seems like everybody’s looking for eternal bliss, that’s what you find when you unbutton my VERSACEdress. these hips are a work of art and if you don’t see that death do us part. no becky in distress, i’m a dragon in a dress. i don’t get no rest, everyday i’m blessed. working my finesse, tiffany on my neck. you better get it right if you talking to me, must have had a mind smart enough to choose me. you don’t wanna fuck around hard enough to LOSE me, so whenever i’m around would you please salute me ?

ENTER BLOG HERE !!

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heck.  consider this a shipping call, but please do UNDERSTAND that he will probably not return your muses feelings.  this can be set in practically any verse, even the one before he becomes the joker.  this might also entail some extremely heavy plotting.

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Don’t talk like you’re one of them! You’re not, even if you’d like to be. To them you’re just a freak, like me. They NEED you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out—like a leper.  written by and adored by tay.