agntnewyork
agntnewyork
make a knock knock joke and istg i'll punch you.
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Well well well. If it isn't my old friend, the dawning realization that I fucked up real bad.
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agntnewyork · 13 days ago
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my dick curves if you want a different alt-right pipeline to go down on
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agntnewyork · 13 days ago
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So I actually really like the rvb series and I did this
@star-gamerxox
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agntnewyork · 19 days ago
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*picking petals* she loves me... she loves me lots... she loves me... she loves me lots...
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agntnewyork · 22 days ago
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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agntnewyork · 1 month ago
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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you
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agntnewyork · 1 month ago
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You’re wearing your monocle in the gay eye btw
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agntnewyork · 1 month ago
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we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
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agntnewyork · 1 month ago
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agntnewyork · 1 month ago
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wash stretch out that cannon leg
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agntnewyork · 2 months ago
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agntnewyork · 2 months ago
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call me bracelet the way i got a little charm. and am held up by string
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agntnewyork · 2 months ago
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Unknown source.
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agntnewyork · 2 months ago
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how it b
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agntnewyork · 2 months ago
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Café de flore
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agntnewyork · 3 months ago
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
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