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Transitioning really encourages you to be an unwashed gremlin.

Got on girl hormones? Guess your skin isn't gonna be as oily anymore. Less of a reason to shower.

Got laser / electrolysis? Guess you don't need to shave (which always goes smoothest when you're all steamed up). Less of a reason to shower.

Got a puppy girl with a scent kink? Less of a reason to shower.

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Haven't figured out a politic way to word this but before saying someone/thing "makes you uncomfortable" please ask yourself this important question: is it any of your fucking business

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You know what really turns me on?

when people have their age in their bio or a pinned post

its so hot when adults in adult spaces clearly state that they are an adult <3

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tumblr is for the unpopular quiet girls in school who are too scared to talk in front of other people ౨ৎ

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

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The Curse of Loving Like a Trans Lesbian.

I think the most beautiful and cruel part of being a trans girl—especially one overflowing with emotion—is just how affectionately, how deeply, we love.

There's no “casual” setting for us. No dimmer switch. We fall in love hard, like we end up staying up too late just to hear her breathe on the other end of the line.

Especially when it’s with her, you know the one—it feels like everything hits deeper. Every touch, every giggle, every sleepy cuddle while sharing a blanket that's too small.

We get attached so fast—not because we're weak, but because we feel everything. Because we see each other, hold space for one another in ways the world often never has.

And when the visit ends… when the door closes, or the screen goes dark, or the warmth beside you is suddenly gone—?

It feels like a heartache. Like your entire world has quietly unraveled and no one else even noticed.

You walk around suddenly feeling extremely touch-starved, or wearing her clothes because they still smell like her. We are suddenly aching for the weight of her arms, her voice, her little silly rituals she does that only you know about.

You can try to play it cool, but you know deep down, your whole soul is just screaming:

“Please come back. Please hold me again. I need to feel your touch.”

But the truth is… this is part of the magic too.

Because when two trans girls fall in love—

we really do fall in love.

It’s not just romance to us, it’s something more.

Because being a trans girl in love? Can be heartbreaking at times, sure.

But, it’s so worth it.

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I lied. I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. You’re going to pee yourself for me.

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hot girls have mental disorders and sleep with plushies

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personally I don't think if you're a kid you should be using your real name on the internet. very easy for people to find out too much about you. instead you should spend years using a different made-up name that becomes part of your persona to an arguably even greater degree than your actual name and then when you grow up and find out you're trans you have a ready-made name to switch to even if it's probably like Leaf or something

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charging up my mass plushification wave. prepare

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yeah dude, she spent like 2 hours introducing me to her stuffed animals, even the ones she fucks.

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Diabolic Tutor

“And just as she was singing her final song, Miku’s microphone died!”

Artist: Leonardo Santanna TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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before i started playing magic i made a post about how as an outside observer the most broken cards are never one of the ultra-scary dragons with an epithet like 'crusher of souls' and always some obtuse utility card called something like 'wiggle warp'. And now every time i try to have fun playing standard i am terrorized by Up the Fucking Beanstalk

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lands i've made for magic the gathering 🌾✨ artist proofs are available on my shop !~ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

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lands i've made for magic the gathering 🌾✨ artist proofs are available on my shop !~ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

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lowkey some of you guys would thrive in a world that was better and kinder.

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hello charlotte is so silly out of context. we've got gay aliens that eat soap bc its crack to them and it lets them work 25 hours a day. god is a fanfic writer and his self insert oc is transfem. he also has a crush on the other god who is a 17 year old suicidal cult leader and they met over discord. theres a 15 year old girl that merged with a god and then became god. and then split. and merged with them and became god again. and then became an evil cultist that kills people on tv and skips the peer pressure by forcing the drugs into them herself. she is also a form of the self insert oc previously mentioned. her earliest form is actually a hallucination of god's miscarried sister that forces him to do his homework. you can't understand half the fandom because all the memes are in russian.