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me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

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this quote from the mandolorian spoke to me for jumblr-adjacent reasons so i decided to experiment with adobe illustrator lol

probably going to turn it into... something (idk yet maybe a screenprint for my class or a necklace)

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ok another doodle bc i cant stop myself

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Mike: ...

Lucas: ???

Dustin: What the fuck am I looking at right now?

Steve and Robin from where they're standing behind the family video counter eyse closed, fronts as close together as possible with their foreheads touching and their palms and forearms raised and pressed flush: Shhhh Henderson we are trying to become one.

Mike: Is this some kind of weird sex thing?

Robin pulling slightly away: EWWWWWWW

Steve peeling an eye open to deliver an appropriately disgusted look: Oh my god no Wheeler, we literally trying to become one person

Robin: Yeah, we've seen so much weird shit what with superpower girl, and the russians, and the giant flesh spider from an alternate dimension –

Steve: – that we figured 'hey, may as well try'.

Dustin: May as well try to... become one person?

Steve: You know what, shut up - why were you even here ?

Lucas: *holds up VHS* to rent a movie? Do you guys really think you can morph together?

Robin: Ugh, get out of here dweebs its like 2 pm on a Tuesday. Who rents videos at 2 on a Tuesday?

Mike: We're not the ones doing a weird sex thing in public

Robin: *throws a pack of Dots at Mike* EWWWWW

Steve: LEAVE!

I just think people should make the Stobin Platonic Soulmates relationship weirder.

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one of the best things about the ds9 fandom is all the Tumblr accounts named along the lines of: “garaks-wet-pussy,” “elim-garak-likes-men,” and famously, @/garaks-padded-bra

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“Trans Rothko” — 2025

Trans colours digital painting inspired by the works of Mark Rothko, I hope I can obtain the means to create a non-digital, real life version of this, what is effectively a proof of concept.

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Rabidly getting into Mandalorian again bc my Jewish heart loves a story about an ethnoreligious minority in diaspora and the journey of becoming a dad

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i miss seeing this on twitter every friday so

SHABBOS IS COMING! WE'RE SO HAPPY! WE'RE GONNA SING AND SHOUT OUT LOUD. SIX DAYS A WEEK WE WAIT FOR SHABBOS A GIFT FROM HASHEM AND WE'RE SO PROUD. SING IT TOGETHER: SHABBOS.

whisper it together: shabbos.

SHOUT IT TOGETHER: SHABBOS.

TELL IT TO THE WORLD: SHABBOS KOYDESH!

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My artwork for pride this year, different flags with different Jewish symbols.

(The symbols and the flags were just chosen because they look cool)

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due to all the different identities i hold, i experience misogyny, homophobia, ableism, fatphobia, and some diffuse amount of transphobia, but none of them makes me feel as thoroughly unpersoned as antisemitism does

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Alright people, vampire question:

Does the area within an eruv count as a single location for the purposes of being invited in? Can a vampire cross the boundry of an eruv? If a vampire is invited into an eruv, does that allow them to travel freely within it, including into individual dwellings that they were not specifically invited into?

Discuss.

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I know we talk about the oxen a lot, but there's some wild fun stuff in the Talmud too. An incomplete list:

rabbi dick measuring contest

a king's 1am influencer bro routine

"King David had 400 sons and they were all hot"

an argument about the legality of literally fucking yourself

HOA rules for where windows on your house can go

"as we all know, werewolves have tails in human form"

two guys who got off on charges for homosexuality by telling the witness that it was two witnesses against one

judge using fruit to prove eye witness testimony is unreliable

"quarrels are like peeing"

a bunch of rabbis defining different types of bed and one of the definitions they use is a bed specifically for throwing your clothes on

someone insisting that the law saying "you need a jury of x amount of people" means that x should be half the jury + 1 resulting in the suggestion that you need a jury of 45 people for a murder trial

your mom jokes

"why does it say Solomon had 4000 horses AND that he had 40,000 horses?" "he had 160 million horses"

science more questionable than Pliny

the demand that a captive bear who killed someone be present at the trial

diagram of punishments for illegal haircuts

"in order for a town to be big enough to have a court it needs to have 10 idlers of the synagogue"

a rabbi claiming that you can only be a judge on the national court if you're a hot wizard

In conclusion: the Sages would do numbers on tumblr.

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princess (referring to a boy)

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sokka notices that zuko is extremely touch starved and decides to indulge him in a totally platonic, friendly way. there is no possible way this can go wrong and turn into something more

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...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11