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"SO BASICALLY FUCKING NOTHING?" i say as i look at any fanfiction tag relating to a series of unfortunate events </3

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this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) join a secret society revolving around elaborate eye motifs, literature and also fire-fighting

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hey if you’re an artist of any kind i love you

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In the past few weeks, my asoue hyper fixation has resurfaced. I can’t watch that series again, cause the man that holds my heart in his hands literally dies one episode after he’s introduced! And I can’t even read fanfics about him, cause there are BARELY any. edits? barely.

Wattpad failed me, AO3 failed me, tumblr failed me, TikTok failed me. What the fuck is a teenage girl supposed to do?

Pretty please to all fanfic writers: pleasee 🙏 write a female reader x show!Montgomery Montgomery and my life is YOURS.

(yes i did try making c.ai and chai bots but uhh lets just say it didn’t turn out too well)

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literally. let a gurl read about her italian herpetologist hubby, let a girl read a fix-it where hubby lives. God forbid a teenage girl have a hobby

"SO BASICALLY FUCKING NOTHING?" i say as i look at any fanfiction tag relating to a series of unfortunate events </3

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a dilf saying “sweetheart.” 73 dead. 246 injured.

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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Of all the unfortunate events to befall the Baudelaire children I think one of the saddest was the death of Uncle Monty

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dr montgomery montgomery how i miss you

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HOOKHANDED MAN, NO ONE COULD EVER MAKE ME HATE YOU

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daddy😫😫

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Oh Jeff, Save me Mr. Goldblum

cunty ass wizard

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A man's called a traitor--or liberator. A rich man's a thief--or philanthropist. Is one a crusader--or ruthless invader? It's all in which label is able to persist. There are precious few at ease with moral ambiguities so we act as though they don't exist.

The Wizard in the 2003 musical Wicked

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Making myself post this sketch before I get too embarrassed to do so-

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oh hell yea

I just know it's thick and big

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Happiness Will Come To You.