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fun fact great gatsby fans love it when you mention chester mckee. just for your information.

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i'm really tempted to write a gatsby fic where nick is cursed with the Can't Lie Curse because his constant agony would be so funny

jay: "look here, old sport. what's your opinion of me, anyhow?"

nick, breaking down in tears, trying his absolute hardest to lie and failing: "i think im in love with you"

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i never draw animals but this is actually super cute (this was for and courtesy to my bestie @culpeppercheckers721)

behold. nick carraway as a pigeon.

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Nick should be put in a time loop. I don’t think he’d learn anything but it would be funny.

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Nick really said “gatsby never has anything to talk about but I keep going back just in case”

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Do we think jay actually remembered nick from the war or was he Lying Out His Ass as per usual

Because jay could easily source info on nick I’m sure and just use that as an introduction but also…

…how romantic to recall his face alone through the fog of the last four years

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AITA for lying to myself and everyone I know for an entire summer?

I (30M) moved to New York City to sell bonds and-

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i hate nick carraway he's my favorite character <3

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I was gonna say Nick probably never got to write Jay a fitting obituary but…

Well, yes. Yes, he did.

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Nick Carraway be like “How can you fall in love with someone in a month? I mean I knew Gatsby for two months and I didn’t fall in love with him. Anyway have you read my book The Great Gatsby—”

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Yeah listen Nick. Maybe I would be less apt to believe that you weren’t in love with Jay Gatsby if you didn’t name your book ‘The Great Gatsby’. You could have gone with literally anything else but you had to rub it in again that Gatsby is just THAT GREAT, huh?

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the different ways that jay calls people "old sport" depending on who they are is so funny to me.he calls nick old sport like it's a pet name but when he's calling tom old sport he says it like it's a very hurtful slur and i think that's awesome

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the different ways that jay calls people "old sport" depending on who they are is so funny to me.he calls nick old sport like it's a pet name but when he's calling tom old sport he says it like it's a very hurtful slur and i think that's awesome

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started and finished the great gatsby in a little over an hour and. my god. they are gay

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I am sorry but I do not believe you were “only drunk twice in your life” Nick.

He probably drinks to ignore his internalized homophobia :/

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Nick wanders down to the beach and writes NC + JG in the sand like a fucking lovesick teenager and hopes Jay will notice from his dock or some shit. Gayass.

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