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you know how they measure gold right

when they’ve got some gold

they need to measure how much gold’s in the gold

so they take a carrot and ask it

they go

hey dude

how gold is this gold

and the carrot goes

ooh, 24?

cheers, lad

it’s 24 gold in this gold, boys

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dude i just want to get cool tattoos to make the blokes in the morgue go ‘ooooh’ appreciatively

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listen bitch

i just made myself a fruit salad in the most aggressive way

and began to re-plot an old story

all whilst being slowly choked by my incredibly stylised shirt collar

and i am not studing for my gcses

and i’m having the time of my life

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it’s about the tweed blazer underneath the long coat

IT’S ABOUT THE TWEED BLAZER UNDERNEATH THE LONG COAT

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i will RAIL god sooner than obey him

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and another thing

there’s a bit in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) where confetti’s all about the place, you see, and because it was the 90s the damned stuff doesn’t show up on the cameras very well

it just ends up as a glitchy, joyful blur of colour

that’s how my brain feels

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i have ocd

Oxford-Cambridge Disorder

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boy do i aspire to reach the same level of fame certain christmas decorations have in my household

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it was cold today

It is DECEMBER THE TWELVTH FUCK YES

I SAW SOME SNOW

I SAW SOME ICE

I SAW SOME SKULLS

I SAW SOME COBWEBS

I SAW SOME ICY SKULLS WITH COBWEBS ON IN THE SNOW

IT’S FUCKING GREAT ROUND HERE

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i’m in an unsafe enviroment

*jazz hands*

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I go through phases

and that is alright

at least

it would be alright

if the current phase happened to be based around anything but

the fucking beatles

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ratty and mole were IN LOVE your honour

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so after the queen died i enacted Operation Toady

that means watching The Queen (2006)

and doing very bad dancing to Take On Me

all in all, fun times

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i want to go cloudspottinG!

with a Nice picnic!!

and freshly baked bread!!!!!

and dare i say it....

a Frog!!!!

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i think welsh cults are just as good as swedish ones

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i have two voices

one of them is me but slightly posh

and the other is me but i think i’m doing a voice

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FUCKING IRISH FIDDLE MUSIC IS WHERE IT’S AT

fiddle diddle dee diddle diddle dee

*hits desk*

*hand is bleeding*

*mad laughter*