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Me after making one (1) phone call

Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.
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My paramotor was stolen.
The UPS guy just left it on the porch. Didn’t ring the bell. Didn’t try to get a signature.
Minutes later, two assholes in a suburban pulled up, shoved it in the back, and took off. I heard the squealing of their tires as I was walking down the stairs, checked the camera, and realized what had happened.
I’m devastated. And furious. Even if I’m able to recoup the money from a claim, A. That’s going to take forever and B. due to my small size, finding another small/light enough engine in the states will be all but impossible and C. due to super high tariffs, it’s really hard to get the engines from Italy right now. So. I thought I’d get to fly in a week. Looks like it might be months before that happens. I’m so angry I can hardly type. And I feel so useless. Like there’s nothing I can do. Fuck.
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Feels weird having posted this the day before he died. Did I accidentally foretell his death?
🎵 Mister Crowley
Were you putting on airs
Oh, Mister Crowley
Were you kicked down the stairs 🎶
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🎵 Mister Crowley
Were you putting on airs
Oh, Mister Crowley
Were you kicked down the stairs 🎶
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Sometimes I think I should start reading Tumblr in a browser with an ad blocker rather than the app.
Then I get reminded of what I would be missing out on.

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It contains Jared Leto, though, so fuck it.
I'm very keen to see exactly how many times the Tron franchise is going to kill Jeff Bridges.
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Am I going to die in seven days
youtube

happy 12th to the single greatest video of our generation
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I like this BUT ALSO closeted people shouldn't have to put themselves to attend pride.
kicking off the "do non-queer allies belong at pride" discourse with a resounding YES
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Art credit to @pocketss
You've never seen anything as satisfying as watching Trapp and Sam pull long strips of dried glue off of Paul...
Watch the full episode here
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Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk? Let's find out... 🤔🍼
Watch the full episode on Dropout
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You've never seen anything as satisfying as watching Trapp and Sam pull long strips of dried glue off of Paul...
Watch the full episode here
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Why can't we have constantly regenerating teeth like sharks do
Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones
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What's wrong with strange aeons?
I have been hearing some talk about a rabies pride panel from dashcon 2. I was excited until I learned it was associated with strangea*ons. Can some one fill me in about what they talked about?
I'm unsure how to feel. On one hand I love advocacy work but I don't know if this was a joke thing. I'm leaning more towards a joke due to the associations with other parties. :\
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I mean you're not wrong, "they're books not things" is a strange thing to say, but those pics make me squirm because I also don't want to damage the things I own.
I know this is gonna piss off nerds but paperbacks are superior to hardbacks
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California, and Star Blazers/Yamato.
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
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