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creating a book series called "big fear shakespeare" where i expect you to know every reference and definition and instead there are comments in the margins saying things like "what kind of idiot wouldn't know this?"

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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 

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someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

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genuinely unsettling that the starkid fandom is now tangentially aware of the production of TGWDLM i stage managed this january. obviously nick lang only mentioned us in passing, but we’re still being spoken about, so it’s still weird lol. but also like? i knew about nick lang suggesting the monkey MONTHS ago because the director Showed Me that email. we made jokes about it. we entertained the concept. we went with the highly trained bird anyway, but we definitely thought about the monkey.

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“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

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every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

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Switching between these every day

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moodboard for when youre just . youre just .,

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idgaf i will never get tired of the dog motif. it will never be cliche it will never be trite it will never not hit hard. i see a dog coded character crawl back to their owner even after being kicked and the inside of my brain looks like this

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this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure

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Everyone in the Iliad are la creaturas to me, I cannot hate any of them. They are running around killing and dying and I am clapping my hands

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you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

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[EXIT PURSUED BY LITERALLY SO MANY BEARS, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA]

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i can promise that if i ever create a commercial published project that leads to a fandom and arguments, i will not be going on my official accounts to use my authority to say who is right or wrong. i will be making an anonymous account to partake and make it worse

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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”