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Murder is fine so long as it's justified or funny.

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Fuck like a creature.

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Children can fit into tight spaces adults cannot. Use this to your advantage.

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Google Translate n'est pas suffisant pour vos cartes téléphoniques internationales :(

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It's not gay to have an arch nemeses, unless it is. In which case make sure to really lean into the homoeroticism, for an optimal performance.

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It’s me boy, I’m Arsène Lupin. Speaking to you inside your house-

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Respect women.

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Keep your internal dialogue internal.

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A Guide to Gentleman Burglary

This blog endeavors to provide you with all the tips and tricks necessary to become a successful gentleman burglar and phantom thief.

Whether we provide our own or take a cue from others, only the best advice will be offered here.

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Rules for submissions:

Nothing bigoted.

Nothing pornographic.

No "real" tips; this is a sarcastic, comedic blog.

Be cool.

Submissions chosen based off of whether or not mods think they're funny and/or appropriate.