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open rp

“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”

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i feel like this would be a really good / agreeable pic if not for the bottom left

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Zombieland (2009)

Zombieland: The Series (Pilot) (2013)

Zombie Land Saga (2018)

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

this franchise took a weird turn

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me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”

me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty

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[navy seals spetsnaz copypasta intensifies]

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spurdonaz

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Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

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absolutely nobody:

Russia: makes another fucking T-72 variant

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peak game design

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When your crush uploads a selfie

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Time Traveler from 1919: You have a day where you honor our struggles in the Great War, the War to End All Wars?

Me: You mean World War I?

TT: Oh shit

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Non-Standard B-17. With six Brownings at the ready