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James x Lily Potter and a Chonky Little Harry!

I wanted to play around more with this squiggly style. I have a head canon that Lily bought these stuffies as a joke but James and the boys love it. James plays “marauders” with Harry and tells him all about their hijinks. 

Huge shout out to @ladykenz347 / Lady Scribbles for being my beta. Her work is brilliant so go check it out if you haven’t already.

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not a shipping but I love their friendship <3

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Just thinking about the implications of cats being allowed as pets at Hogwarts. That’s crazy, right? If you bring a young cat, is there someone at the school that sterilises them? Do you have to bring a cat that’s already sterilised? Do the cats just not get sterilised at all to the point where there’s a giant population of stray cats that roam the grounds of Hogwarts? Are there actually more cats then students? Are the cats supposed to stay in the dorms? How do you stop them from randomly wandering the castle? Do you sometimes have to remove a cat from your desk before you sit down in class? Is someone vaccinating these cats? Are vaccinations even necessary? How does anyone ever get any sleep with the amount of cat fights there must be every night? What’s the truth??

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A very Drarry Eighth Year AU

All. All is good.

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Almost 40 years later Harry wakes up in the dead of the night, apparates into Ron’s home and shakes him awake.

Ron: Dude, blimey, what’s wrong!

Harry: We could’ve gone together!! We could’ve gone to the yule ball together and it would’ve been fine!! We could’ve done that!

Ron: *dawning realization followed by deep-rooted regret that they were both very dumb teenagers*

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Just like Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore collects people. Only, instead of focusing on those with influence, he looks to the outcasts.

The expelled half-giant. The young werewolf. The repentant Death Eater.

He protects them and gives them a second chance. All he asks in return is their loyalty.

And, if on occasion he requests that they undertake a certain task, invoking their debt of gratitude - well, that is no more than he is owed.

He once thought to add a certain disowned Black to his collection, but quickly realised his mistake.

Sirius is not an outcast, but a rebel. He knowingly chose his path, and chooses what price he is willing to pay for it. He refuses to be used.

So Albus Dumbledore abandons him.

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Fred and George would have been in slytherin if Rowling didn’t hate slytherins so much and that’s that on that

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listen. listen. you’ll pry indian harry potter and black hermione granger from my cold, dead fingers.

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I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

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i made some drarry memes

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Why do people write Draco as a Bad Boy when he’s really not.

Draco Malfoy was a star student.

Draco Malfoy was a prefect.

Draco Malfoy joined a group that was basically the snitches in 5th year.

Draco Malfoy did whatever his parents told him too.

The only times Draco Malfoy got in trouble was when Harry “the rules don’t fucking apply to me because I defeated Voldemort and I have low impulse control” Potter ever popped up.

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that’s my OPINION!!!!

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Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me

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Draco’s picture on the Black family tree makes me laugh so much though

what is that hat why are you wearing that omg 

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harry james potter nearly being repeatedly murdered year after year: I’m chill

harry james potter studying for 5 minutes for an exam: AGONY! DEATH! A G O N Y!!!!!

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I would respect JK Rowling so much more if she just came out and said yeah the Harry Potter books don’t have enough representation, thats a problem and I’ll do better in future rather than being like oh actually Voldemort’s mum’s cat was gay. 

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Everyone: jk the asian representation in the Harry Potter series is really bad

Jk: wHaT aBoUt NaGiNi

Everyone: ma’am she’s a snake

Jk: yEs BuT sHe’S sEcReTlY bEeN a CuRsEd AsIaN wOmAn ThE wHoLe TiMe

Everyone: