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[The Hobbit] "Why must you have me fall so deeply for you, and then slip away?"

(She would never say this aloud) The day Thorin and Company sneak out of Rivendell is when Leanna becomes romantically confused and frustrated at Bofur's gestures the night before. It probably wasn't Bofur's fault, Thorin did want to get on with the journey to Erebor. Leanna stays behind with Sven, thinking that was the last time they would cross paths.

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I do not "tweet", I do not "snap", I do not "make a tiktok", I BLOG ON TUMBLR DOT COM, and if I have no wifi, I USE MY NOTES APP

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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

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Mission: Impossible is THE franchise

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hey, don't cry, Mission: Impossible the Final Reckoning Benji Dunn doomsday vault emergency surgery scene, okay?

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I'm so into this unhinged energy.

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Tired single dad and his murderous daughter

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i genuinely think this is one of the funniest shit he’s said, like, ever

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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

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Two kinds of comments and replies on ao3:

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commentor: nice fic

author replying: Hello you have done me the greatest of services. The kindest of compassions hast been received from thine good hand. May you be blessed into the coming days, for you have blessed me and mine.

2.

commentor: This tore into my ribcage and you hold my still-beating heart in your hands. I loved the thematic strength of this story–the persistent symbolism within is everything, actually. Your characterization was so on point, I adored the specific choices you made to cement not only the dynamics and show the effect on others but also the further the plot in a logical manner–

author replying: lol thx <3

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underrated in his OWN SHOW.

raw. next question.

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FUCK A BREAKUP! YOU EVER WANTED TO REREAD A FIC AND THE AUTHOR DEACTIVATED THEIR ACCOUNT.

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever