ahigherauthority
ahigherauthority
♡♪!?
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I'm "♡♪!?", but it's hard to pronounce so... call me "Geno", after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls.
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ahigherauthority · 5 years ago
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1) Tiny was a slightly taller Dixie clone in her first appearance, Stacy has dissected that to great degrees, then there is adult or teen Tiny (both names are used by the fandom) and Stacy has scrutinized that at great length also. In one post in particular, she tagged you, specifically, begging for one single reason to think that Tiny is ‘child coded’ or, barring that, why on Earth your side should be exempt from providing the simplest of explanations. Now, obviously you missed that post, but she has asked the same question a dozen times since then and linked to the post who knows how many times. And just like when pulling receipts on Kirmun, she covers her face and giggles and chants “If I can’t see it, it doesn’t exist!”
And the hating women thing isn’t some ‘leap of assumption’ thing on my part, it’s a thing she says. Whenever she talks about porn or erotica or fully clothed adults kissing, if one of them identifies as female, she claims the artist/author must hate women. Stacy says it’s because she had a bad past experience, Kirmun says it’s not... quite frankly I think it’s kind of a dick move to expect someone to even ask another girl to reveal their past online, but whatever. I’m not letting her sealion me anymore, I made a post last August giving the details, but unless she wants to start responding to any of the points I’ve made or receipts I’ve pulled or even make a post that gives me the impression that she’s even read a single one of my posts past the first line, I refuse to waste hours of my life digging through her blog looking for proof she’s literally going to ignore.
Also, as for you ‘being asexual’ I apologize, that one’s on me. Stacy said you were an asexual lesbian, which is a real thing, it’s such a huge thing in fact that I never thought to question or verify it. After this blew up, she claims that she said that sternenteile was asexual and linked this post... well excuse the heck outta me but if that’s what you meant you should have said sternenteile’s muse. In any case there was definitely some miscommunication somewhere, and I take full responsibility for parroting it without checking first.
However, confusing muse and mun once should not invalidate any of the other points we’ve made. At this point you’re just itching to point out that’s exactly what ‘we did,’ no, I did not, Stacy did. And it was not one time it was 11, on that particular post, plus a year before that as explained here. But most importantly, nobody has used it as an excuse to ignore any other points that you or Kirmun have made. All arguments are allowed to rise or fall on their own merits, and all that implies.
2a) It would be very difficult to cite my sources any better I’ve provided link after link and so has Stacy. The only way to go from here is to come into your house and click on them for you... seriously. And why would you even lie about something so instantly disprovable as the size of an image? It makes no sense. Everyone who you have not blocked yet can instantly click on this post, and click on the image and voilà it instantly gets bigger. Go do it now. If she has blocked you, do it from my post, here’s a gif of what it should look like. And just to be clear, this image is illegible and ‘for ants’ and unable to be enlarged, this is simply a visual aid for anyone who does not understand the concept of clicking on images to make them larger. Something @sternenteile​ seems to be having trouble with at the moment, it is nothing more than a proof of concept gif.
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Now, just in case you try to pin this on your blog’s theme or ‘tumblr’s spaghetti code’ you do specifically mention trying to ‘dig into its source code’ which is a peculiarly distinctive thing to lie about. Also it is almost just as easily disproven. Everyone go to this post on her site, now right-click and select ‘Inspect’ from the drop down list. Then, if you can read, it clearly lists the image’s dimensions; 1240x630 at full and 500x254 as a thumbnail... like I said this is an extraordinarily odd thing to even lie about and it left me quite bewildered. I was in such a state of shock that Kirmun’s IM thing later was basically a slaughter.
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I’ll make a separate post later, but look at this close up, I’ve pointed at two of the places where it lists the original width, clear as day, can you find two more? I think I initially claimed that the image was 1280w but that was because when I saved it, the file name was: tumblr_f37a9cabd9069f4cb1f41be2415eeda2_92e4e90c_1280.jpg and I have no idea why that is. I mean, I know images end in 540 or 1280 based on what scale they are, but I don’t know why the actual images on the server are named something else. I don’t understand any of tumblr’s decisions, the point is I apologize, the image is actually 40 pixels narrower than I originally claimed.
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And just in case you delete this post out of sheer embarrassment or something, I have archived it for you as it appeared April 5, 2020. And you can still click on ‘Inspect’ and still see where it lists the dimensions, or barring that, anyone could frichen click on the image to make it bigger. Stacy begged me to talk to you to find out if you were that one ‘suspiciously polite anon’ from that one time and I find it rather doubtful. The only reason I can think of for lying about something so insignificant, yet so easily disprovable was to shake me up to prepare me for that ultra confusing Kirmun attack. I am open to other suggestions, but this had to be on purpose, this had to be a power move. I’m only even responding because this is your first offense so far.
2b) Stacy made an exhaustive post with links that I’m not going to click on for you on the 5th, including the post where she announced her gender, the post where Kirmun acknowledged it... solely to complain, but you get the picture, and two more instances of misgendering that remain unfixed to this day. It was no accident, it was not respected, there is literally a problem. Quite frankly I was wondering why she waited this long to call Kirmun out on it, but the post also mentions that she has, several times before.
Now it’s time to put your money where your mouth is, two pages on the internet archive, i.e. impossible to photoshop. Both Showing Kirmun intentionally misusing pronouns, and both remaining unchanged to this day, that is literally 100% what you asked for, verbatim. Would you like to say anything, or are you just going to move the goalposts?
3) I’m not your homeskillet, Kailene. Okay, so you’re addressing Stacy now, but you and Kirmun’s theory on what the anon would think, simply makes no sense in context. She is literally creating a strawman, and then defeating it, nobody was confused by her mental gymnastics. In this strange world of yours where you can’t click on images and Kirmun has not been maliciously misgendering Stacy for the last year, anon sees the post. Anon sees the allegedly photoshopped image, then either believing it to be real because of blind loyalty, or because they simply don’t know about photoshop, or possibly because they clicked the link at the top of the post to confirm, and at this point in time it has not been fixed, anon sees the 11 hes and hims... and you know what, I’m going to name them Chicken Little. Not the Disney one, the one that’s beyond copyright, and can be a boy or girl or robot, whatever you want. With ‘Chicken Little’ I can stop accidentally using ‘them’ and offending somebody. Let’s find out who that is? 
Now I have confirmed this with Stacy, claiming that the word ‘they’ is ‘offensive to Kirmun only’ was a joke. It seemed pretty obvious to me, but you seemed to have missed it. She was pointing out how stupid Kirmun’s logic was, in the same exact way Kirmun was trying to prove Stacy’s logic was stupid. And just like always, Kirmun can dish it out, but she just can’t take it. If Chicken Little had seen a bunch of ‘they’s don’t you think anon would have said “How is that misgendering?” or if you’re so adamant that this one anon is so afraid of ‘they’ for some reason, why use it on Kirmun? Chicken Little sees all the hes and hims and runs around shouting ‘Kirmun has fallen’ ‘Kirmun has fallen’ and typing "How can you still support Kirmun now that you know that they are a TERF?" in everybody’s inboxes. If they were offended by they, they wouldn’t use they, now would they? No, no one’s that stupid... except a strawman.
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Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! That’s it isn’t it? Chicken Little didn’t even type ‘they’... they probably said ‘she’ and you changed it to they to match Kirmun’s new narrative. Let’s take a look at our old friend the internet archive, shall we?
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After her friends started asking her about the strange anon asks they got with no context, she zipped on off to Stacy’s page and read, then archived this post shortly after midnight on April 1, right? Only, what’s this? Greenwich Mean Time? That means it was actually 5:11 p.m. Pacific Time (PT) Tuesday, March 31st, 2020 in California where Kirmun lives. (Also 18 hours later she realized her mistake in leaving this very obvious time stamp, I guess? Because she archived it 3 more times in rapid succession possibly to try to cover it... or something? We’ll never know.)
Remember the other day when Stacy asked all those questions, like if the anon was really on her side at all and with the timing if it was all an April Fool’s joke? Well, no it wasn’t, you only waited until April to answer it... and... wait, no... look at this timestamp on your own screenshot. A screenshot from a post which has been archived for your convenience.
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If you live in Greenwich Town, which I’d rather doubt, Kirmun would have had eleven hours to change that document and scrub all 15 or more blogs she runs of any misused pronouns (and as a side note, she missed some) before you asked yourself the question again. And this wasn’t even in a clever sting operation where you were planing this ‘gotcha’ where only the real sender would know what the original ask said, it was this slightly stupider version of the ask so you and Kirmun could make fun of them. And seeing as how Chicken Little has yet to come forward, even in private, you know what I think? Since they almost have to be another one of Kirmun’s victims (I know, that hardly narrows it down) they’ve been so gaslit by her, they don’t even know whether they sent ‘her’ or ‘they’ any more. They probably curled up into a ball when this exploded thinking to themselves, “Did I really screw up that badly?”
You know what? I don’t even care about ‘what I can prove’ anymore, you are just as big of a troll as Kirmun is. You constantly demand proof, close your eyes and pretend not to see it when it’s presented to you, literally brag about destroying evidence, and I refuse to debate anybody who argues in such bad faith. If you ever find the humility to admit you were wrong about 2b, you can contact Stacy, I still don’t know why I let her talk me into this in the first place. If she wanted to find out about that polite anon from last year so bad, why not use her main account? ‘Because then Kirmun would know it’ then make a new one, genius. I’m not going to respond to Kirmun’s attack last night because she has never once listened to a single word I’ve said, not one single time has she ever given the implication that she can retain knowledge, so I’m continuing full non-contact.
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Okay, granted #no kirmun is not a terf lmao, because she is not a feminist. For one she thinks any and all depictions of female sexuality instantly translate to ‘hating women.’ Although, you’re asexual, maybe you agree with that assessment? It doesn’t matter, the point is she did release a spreadsheet where she used male pronouns on Stacy several times. Then later covered it up with a half-assed ‘it-was-all-they’ apology that barely makes sense even in the context that it’s presented.
You can nitpick the technical definition of TERF all you want, but you can’t pretend that doing that, and then her intentionally misleading cover-up was not a horrible thing to do.
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this is the one time  i’m gracing this with a response. the one time. allow me to school you, because i’m slamming my ruler down.
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ahigherauthority · 5 years ago
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Okay, granted #no kirmun is not a terf lmao, because she is not a feminist. For one she thinks any and all depictions of female sexuality instantly translate to ‘hating women.’ Although, you’re asexual, maybe you agree with that assessment? It doesn’t matter, the point is she did release a spreadsheet where she used male pronouns on Stacy several times. Then later covered it up with a half-assed ‘it-was-all-they’ apology that barely makes sense even in the context that it’s presented.
You can nitpick the technical definition of TERF all you want, but you can’t pretend that doing that, and then her intentionally misleading cover-up was not a horrible thing to do.
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this is where  we all point our heads back in laughter
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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I JUST…really love Super Mario RPG… 
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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8. Star
I really love Geno, best super action figure man ever.
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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“@nimbusvalentina, what is that thing you’re always riding anyway?”
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Painted over one of the valentina sketches for fun
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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“♡♪!? please come to the front office” came an announcement from the very ether, that didn’t sound good. The higher authority didn’t usually single out Star Spirits by name. Even when he was chosen to join Mario’s Party and fix the Star Road all those years ago, it was done voluntarily... no one else even wanted to go.
“Whoa-boy, I’m in trouble...” he said to himself as he entered the dome at the top of the observatory.
Feel the Full Force of my Pulsating Rod!
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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Whyfore you speak prefect english know?
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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((I don’t see why I should do your work for you! But here’s a thread that’s already done the work for both of us… of course it’s from 2012, before we found out Mario was the size of a fire hydrant.
- Funky Kong is about 190 cm (6'3") tall. You can’t see his feet in this picture, but using images of other batters it’s possible to determine where they probably are. - Tiny Kong is around 165 cm (5'5") tall. She hasn’t been very tiny since DK64. - King K. Rool is about 210 cm (6'11") tall, compared to my previous estimates of 352 cm for DKC and 301 cm for King of Swing. It’s possible he was scaled down for this game, like Bowser and Petey.
Once again, everyone, and I mean everyone thinks Tiny was actually small in DK64, I mean she was, but she was still a head taller than Diddy, and therefore Dixie. But, you’re already intimately familiar with that problem. Anyway, if Mario was 30 inches, then you’d be 2′8″ (81cm), Funky (and therefore DK if he ever stood up straight) is 3′1″ (94cm), and who cares about K. Rool since he was shrunk.
So you can either claim Tiny is three or five feet tall, and both will be ‘technically’ accurate by Nintendo’s inconsistent standards. Either way, the ratio is the same, Geno is roughly half a head shorter than Tiny.))
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How tall is Geno?
((Is this the same person who asked @sternenteile?
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Well, regardless she already did all the work for me in the post linked above. However she uses Mario’s ridiculous canon height of 5′1″ when in Mario Odyssey he is shown to be the same height as a fire hydrant which we know is 30 inches tall. So I guess that makes my Geno 28 inches tall, or two foot two inches… or 71cm if you’re living in any non-American part of the world.
In any case that means that those 4ft turtle toys are actually twice Genos size before he possesses them… that seriously changes everything I’ve ever almost done. Thanks a lot anon, you just changed the game by pointing out something I should have realized months ago…))
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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How tall is Geno?
((Is this the same person who asked @sternenteile?
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Well, regardless she already did all the work for me in the post linked above. However she uses Mario’s ridiculous canon height of 5′1″ when in Mario Odyssey he is shown to be the same height as a fire hydrant which we know is 30 inches tall. So I guess that makes my Geno 28 inches tall, or two foot two inches… or 71cm if you’re living in any non-American part of the world.
In any case that means that those 4ft turtle toys are actually twice Genos size before he possesses them… that seriously changes everything I’ve ever almost done. Thanks a lot anon, you just changed the game by pointing out something I should have realized months ago…))
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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“It’s a catchy song. Beautiful music has no expiration date!”
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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Nobody will make you to ship anything. I came here to stop you from expressing too many lewd desires, do you remember?
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Me after I visit @kongnextdoor
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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“Since March?”
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“@nimbusmallow lookie what I found, it’s a picture of us. But I’m taller, I should be Decoe and you should be Bocoe!”
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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“While I appreciate you trying to stand up for my honor, @nimbusmallow, you do realize that I’m older than you? Like much, much older... by several centuries.”
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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Genius Waluigi btw Stoic really makes great comics with a small silent Geno in it.
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I can’t read a word of Japanese, but I suspect it has something to do with this:
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ahigherauthority · 6 years ago
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These Geno mods brings a big smile, keep bringing Geno to more racing games!
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