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DAVE: no dummy after you win!!

DAVE: seriously

DAVE: she wants the genesis frog

DAVE: thats why i need kanaya!!!

DAVE: cuz echidna wont talk to me now :(

JADE: okay well were not done yet so no

JADE: and i mean seriously

JADE: she cant just kill all the players thats going to kill the session

JADE: she does realize that right??

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DAVE: wow jade i just said i was leaving wtf

DAVE: i mean you have to realize once she gets what she wants from you she cant just let you all go

DAVE: you pose a threat to her!

DAVE: not a big threat but still

DAVE: seriously this is like entry level bad guy stuff come on

JADE: what the fuck

JADE: how did this jump into killing all of us????

JADE: you cannot be serious

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DAVE: sorry jade but i dont take orders from you!

DAVE: so dont tell me what to do ok please

DAVE: anyway im gonna go now but ill see you later!!

DAVE: probably when i help the empress kill all of you :D

JADE: dont be a smartass

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DAVE: wow! you are right jade i will immediately listen to you and stop what im doing

DAVE: thank god for your voice of reason and leadership!!!

JADE: dont

JADE: touch either of them

JADE: not that im even sure you can find any of them rn but

JADE: just dont

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DAVE: thank you!

DAVE: anyway im gonna go find jane now

DAVE: you can keep kanaya for a while

DAVE: at least until i figure out how to motivate her

DAVE: maybe ill use karkat

DAVE: she likes karkat

JADE: …

JADE: ouch

JADE: thats fucking harsh

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DAVE: not really!! not in human or dog years

DAVE: but anyway

DAVE: if youre not gonna try to stop me then theres no point in me being here

DAVE: the empress has no use for you and neither do i

JADE: 133

JADE: mid life enough tbh

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DAVE: jade i am like over 100 in dog years

JADE: except its not

JADE: youre literally just having your puppy midlife crisis with the aid of fishbitch here

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DAVE: did you literally listen to nothing i said????

DAVE: this is who i am jade

DAVE: get over it!

JADE: but youre not really

JADE: youre just temporary a bad guy i mean

JADE: once this is over youll go back to being normal

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DAVE: unfortunately i do!

DAVE: you guys wont seem to respond to anything else

DAVE: and i mean

DAVE: i am a bad guy

JADE: we could keep it that way i mean

JADE: you dont hae to be mean

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DAVE: you havent even begun to see how mean i can be :(

JADE: literally almost all youve done is blame me for your breaking up with jadesprite and then get upset because im dating a dave that isnt you

JADE: which??? you dont even have romantic interest in me anyways so i dont get the big deal

JADE: id say thats pretty much already on the mean side

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DAVE: this is dumb

DAVE: i am very busy and talking to you is a waste of time

DAVE: youve all shown that talking doesnt do anything anyway!

DAVE: youre just trying to distract me arent you

DAVE: and you took kanaya away

DAVE: you know the more you resist the harder its going to get for you and now im going to have to do something mean

DAVE: i didnt wanna hurt anyone

DAVE: well i kinda do now

JADE: then dont shut yourself away from us and maybe!!! just maybe we might get a chance to!

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DAVE: no one knows theres a problem if they never fucking ask either!!!

JADE: youre

JADE: augh youre missing the point entirely

JADE: no one knows theres anything wrong if you dont tell them dave

JADE: that doesnt mean they dont care if they dont know what the problem is???

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somnlferum started following you

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DAVE: go away

DAVE: i can hate whoever i want

DAVE: so what if im not the perfect angel everyone thinks i am??

DAVE: no one is that nice jade

DAVE: everyone is out for themselves! and then when theyre done with you its like none of it even happened

DAVE: the empress didnt make me a bad guy she just opened my eyes so i could stop being a doormat

JADE: im not leaving you alone to feel sorry for yourself!!!

JADE: especially not over something like alt hate

JADE: is that the reason you were barely talking to me before this????

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DAVE: just!!!

DAVE: leave! me! alone!

JADE: what the fuck

JADE: a ‘better’ dave really???

JADE: hes not better than you just because im dating him harles

JADE: or for any other reason tbh i mean thats not how the whole alt thing works

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DAVE: ugh!!!!!!

DAVE: you know what?? im leaving

DAVE: i have better things to do

DAVE: plus??? you have a better dave now so why does it even matter

DAVE: just leave me alone

JADE: i??? didnt figure youd want to talk to me about it

JADE: all things considered????

JADE: i fucked up okay??? im sorry that i let you down