HEY HI I'M RED. Shit I never know what to put on here so let's do a basic rundown of my shitty blog. I like BBC's Sherlock a whole fucking lot, so you're bound to see a lot of reblogs of that. [i liked it befORE IT CAME TO MY AMERICAS OK I AM SO HIPSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] You'll get some Supernatural from time to time too, and once I manage to sit my outrageously fat ass down to watch Doctor Who you'll probably see that too. And then there's the ton of other shit I'll find funny and reblog. Every 7000 posts or so I manage to make something semi-quality too. ...Not really. :C But I'm really friendly. I'm a Hufflepuff in Pottermore! I'm WalnutGhost3888 if you want to be wizard pals. C: [email protected] [email protected] and RedvineRoads on Skype.
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Scrubs - Guy Love
Guy love, That’s all it is. Guy love, He’s mine, I’m his. There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes. [Turk] You ask me ‘bout this thing we share, [J.D.] And he tenderly replies, It’s guy love Between two guys.
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WHINE WHINE WHINE
Okay so unpopular opinion time; RED LIKES VAMPIRES
She also likes books but, the final problem, she can't find any decent fucking vampire books
WHAT IS A RED TO DO!?!?!?!?
EVERY VAMPIRE BOOK I HAVE FOUND IS POOPS????????????????????
ever since i was an itty bitty i've always fucking loved vampires, i'm such a dumb. but i do and i cant stop and i HATE HOW SHITTY THEY HAVE BECOME WITH THE POP CULTURE AND THE TWILIGHT AND THE ANGSTY TWEENS........
i have vampire characters and i like to roleplay them - I LIKE TO ROLEPLAY JSYK - but if you're looking for a new potential rp partner and you find a good one and then they hear "vampire" they RUN SCREAMING most of the time it is terrible just terrible
woe is red right my problems are SUPER SERIOUS
sits alone in imagination forever
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Reblogging for Ellie
I’ve been seeing pictures of this floating around but I never actually saw the video.
I finally found it.
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Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5 years.
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dogbuns replied to your post: Earlier today my mom was watching TV in my room...
my mom is shocked when i know how to spell things like ‘ketchup’ even tho shes the one asking for my help spelling it.. moms….
MOMS COME ON
Do they not know we are literary geniuses
they dont understand...........
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lazzbat replied to your post: Earlier today my mom was watching TV in my room...
WOW YOUR MOM IS AN ASSHOLE >C
NO NO NO SHE'S NOT
I JUST KNOW A FUCKTON OF USELESS THINGS
I'M ALSO A HIGHSCHOOL DROP OUT
I could get my GED really easily. I passed practice tests above average in everything but math. I'm super super shit at math. That's the one thing keeping me from a GED, and without anything to show for my education it's PROBABLY PRETTY OKAY TO THINK I'M AN IDIOT.
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Earlier today my mom was watching TV in my room and she goes "Emmy, what's 'xenophobia'? And I tell her, and she's like wat? So I pull up Wikipedia and read the literal definition out for her and she's like oh okay......... and then 2 minutes later she goes
How did you know that?
You're a lot smarter than I thought you were Emmy!
.. m-mom.................
mom thinks im really stupid
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I must make this for my father
It shall be the perfect Father's Day gift.
peanut butter cup cheesecake
#reeses#reeses cheesecake#cheesecake#peanut butter cheesecake#peanut butter cup cheesecake#recipes#candy#candy cheesecake#cheesecakes
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I feel like, after going through that blog, I need a cup of tea.
........... but............. 8 tea bags......................
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dogbuns replied to your post: a shot glass
buddha
i went through the whole thing
the entire blog
i hate myself and want to die
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a shot glass
DICE
SMARTIES
CHERRIES?!?!?!?
GOD GOD GOD GOD WHAT
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Too many turkey bites I'm gonna be sick Urphguuhgh
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