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What the fuck Amazon? I didn't order this shit!?

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Guess where I am!

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Coffee snob moment at The Getty on this gorgeous LA day

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There's an iceberg in my bourbon 👍☺️

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A snippet from last night's DJ Shadow X Cut Chemist show. #RenegadesOfRhythm #AfrikaBambaataa

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Midnight snack. Gotta get that piña!!! (at TACOS EL GORDO)

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Sports.

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Can't stop won't stop #parisbaguette #royalpudding

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Alright kids, I've posted a couple photos of this in the past. Here's your chance to score the Scout Hook I swear by for up to $70 off retail. It's a keychain hook/bottle opener. I usually hook it onto my belt loop my bag so that I don't have to go digging for my keys. Kickstarter link in my bio. Back a pal and follow @fiends. #SLCO #SLHG #howdoyouhook

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Goodbye canvas. Hello leather.

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Suck it Seahawks! Naw, jk. I really don't give a shit. Just here for the drinks.

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My absolute all time favorite chocolate delivered straight from Madison Ave! Seriously... Best. EVARRR!! Side note - I've always wondered if Hermes does their packaging...? #lamaisonduchocolat

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Learning how to write all over again #calligraphy

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And just like that, August comes to a close. Now, on to the next wedding!!! #weddingcoordinator

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Ever seen a lion get drunk? Clip from last night's wedding.

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Office for the day (at Hotel del Coronado)

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Totally drooling, too. RUDE.