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how to make your cashier's day easier

have your wallet ready while waiting in line

take off your headphones (if you’re wearing them)

hand your cash/card directly to the cashier (please don’t just drop it on the counter!!!!)

be polite!!! please and thank you is more than enough

don’t yell at or harass the cashier for things they can’t control!!

just be a decent human being???

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Tattoo #1

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the entirety of Friends was unscripted. they were just really good friends

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The -are you fucking serious- face beaming from their faces says it all.

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i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

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TRUTH OR DARE: send me a number and i have to EITHER answer the question for "truth" or do what the "dare" says to do

1: (truth) Who was your first major celebrity crush? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle and post the first five songs.

2: (truth) What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in the past week? (dare) Refresh your dashboard and send an anonymous compliment to the person who posted whatever's at the top of your dash.

3: (truth) What are your three favorite things about your appearance? (dare) List all nine of your tumblr crushes, and describe each blog/blogger in one word.

4: (truth) What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? (dare) Post the oldest selfie on your camera roll.

5: (truth) If your parents knew everything you've ever done, what would they think is the worst thing? (dare) Tag the three nonmutuals you admire most.

6: (truth) What is the last thing you purchased? (dare) Tag three people you've thirst followed.

7: (truth) How many hours did you sleep last night? (dare) Send an anonymous compliment to the last person who followed you.

8: (truth) If you could go on a date with any of your mutuals, who would it be and what would you do? (dare) Send an anonymous compliment to one of your four "Biggest Fans" on tumblr.

9: (truth) How did you meet your best friend? (dare) Refresh your dashboard. Open the blog of the person who posted whatever's at the top of your dash. Reblog their most recent selfie.

10: (truth) What was your favorite band five years ago? (dare) Tag a blog that posts very different content from yours, but that you couldn't imagine not following.

11: (truth) Where did you get each article of clothing you're wearing right now? (dare) Pick up the closest book to you. Turn to page 39 and copy down line 7.

12: (truth) What are your five favorite girls' names and five favorite boys' names? (dare) Copy and paste the 14th line of text from the last document you worked on in Word or Google Drive.

13: (truth) What's your most irrational fear? (dare) Tag five mutuals who take amazing selfies.

14: (truth) If you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life (consisting of clothes you already own), what would it be? (dare) Tag someone you follow who has amazing fashion sense.

15: (truth) If you could rock any unusual article of clothing/makeup technique/hairstyle, what would it be? (dare) Go to the blog of the last person you reblogged a text post from. Reblog your favorite of their selfies.

16: (truth) What is your dream job? (dare) Post the four most recent pictures in your camera roll.

17: (truth) Where is the last place you went that took over two hours to get to? (dare) Post screenshots of your phone's lock screen and home screen.

18: (truth) How old were you when you had your first kiss? If you haven't had it yet, how old do you want to be? (dare) Go to the last app/tab you opened. Post a screenshot.

19: (truth) What is the first thing you remember having to keep secret? (dare) Tag five bloggers who you associate with being obsessed with something particular, and list what each of them is obsessed with.

20: (truth) What does your bedroom look like? (dare) Take one selfie and post it. You only get one shot! (No old selfies or retrying, even if you think you look bad)

21: (truth) What three fictional characters would you most like to meet? (dare) Write your name down on a piece of paper and draw a quick picture of yourself. Take a photo of it and post it.

22: (truth) What are three things you're looking forward to? (dare) Tag the last three people you reblogged posts from, and estimate how many followers they have.

23: (truth) What are your three biggest turn ons, and your three biggest turn offs? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Without actually listening to it, write the lyrics to the chorus of the first song.

24: (truth) If you could only own five material objects (not counting life necessities like food/water/a house/etc) what would they be? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Post what the first three songs are, and for each one, tag a blog that the song reminds you of.

25: (truth) What is the last thing you lied about? (dare) Tag three people you want to know better and ask them each three questions about themselves.

26: (truth) What's the last movie you watched? (dare) Reblog the most recent of your own selfies posted on tumblr, and in the tags say two things you like about your appearance in it?

27: (truth) What are three things you like about yourself unrelated to your appearance? (dare) Post a picture from your camera roll that you've been meaning to post on tumblr.

28: (truth) How do you take your coffee? (dare) Post the last picture you posted on a social media platform other than tumblr.

29: (truth) What are your worst habits? (dare) Put your Top 25 Most Played songs on shuffle and list the first five.

30: (truth) What is the last thing you did that you have to keep secret from someone? Who do you have to keep it secret from? (dare) Tag five blogs with great URLs.

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He went invisibleish and his pants fell down, happens a lot, Danny's dad gives him a belt later on, you're welcome.

sass master 2004

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gtranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

go to your room

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shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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This isn't always true.

your 21+ year old boyfriend might treat you special and nice but

there’s a reason why they can’t get girls their age

they’re attracted to your naivety

they’re attracted to children

you might be mature, but they’re immature

they can use your lack of experience to leave false impressions of what’s okay that will last you a lifetime

as a girl who went through this too many times while underage i’m just saying… something is wrong… please be safe

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She needs to sort herself out, this is awful! Rape is not a fucking joke! Also telling someone that if they don't like it not to read it is fucking stupid ITS FUCKING TUMBLR OF COURSE ITS GOING TO GET READ

I’m not calling them disgusting because I’ve not been on tumblr in like a year, or seen their videos in like a year. Regardless of what they do making a joke like that isn’t funny at all and the fact you’re trying to defend yourself rather than realising its fucking rank makes me feel sick. I honestly hope rape never effects your life because it’s not something to fucking laugh about, fantasise about, use in shitty little imagines or talk about casually. Sort yourself out you little fucking dickhead

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Are you seriously making a joke about rape?

Imagine: You are running away from Jai because you refuse to have sex with him and now he’s going to rape you.

BYE.

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the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade

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I tried to convince my mom that I hadn’t stayed up all night but then she told me that she heard me clapping along to the friends theme song every twenty minutes

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I’m the jealous type. You wanna know why? Because we started off as ‘just friends’ too.

Frank Ocean  (via love-me-coronas)

fucking this

(via fvknbabya)

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me as a child: law and order is so boring...

me now: IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM, SEXUALLY BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN