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Evie Gallant

The grandmother of Mr Gallant, Evie is an exquisite woman used to the finer things in life thanks to her marriage to a Hollywood film producer and her friendship with Natalie Woods.

Evie's lifestyle of wealth and greed is clear in her appearance: a beautiful octogenarian, Evie has large, professionally styled brown hair and dresses herself in expensive clothes and beautiful jewellery.

Evie is adept at seeming blissfully unaware of anything distasteful but is canny enough to know how to play the game in order to survive ...her concern at no stewardess on the flight to safety , let alone a fruit cup hides a ruthlessness which will later be revealed in her character.

When we first meet Evie, she is complaining to her maid, Esmerelda, that she burned the champagne by leaving it in the freezer for too long, ( a nod to Joan Collins role as Alexis Carrington in Dynasty) but Esmerelda tells her that it is the end of the world and leaves. When her grandson, Gallant arrives and tells Evie that they need to go as a missle is about hit Los Angeles. Evie seems unphased, saying that it is probably fake news and going to call Donald Trump, but Gallant tells her the threat is real and and forces her to leave

Naturally, when settled into outpost three she is made a purple , after all shes attended the Oscars darling and have we mentioned her best friend Natalie Wood ?

At dinner, Evie enjoys the stew containing the remains of Stu .When others recoil in disgust as they find human bones in the meat, Evie says that she doesn't care what it is and that it's divine and full of fiber, vying to finish every last drop. When called a monster for continuing to eat the stew after they all realised what it was, but she affirms that it was chicken, not human, meat showing a side of her that is willing to delude even herself if that s what it takes to survive.

Her ruthlessness rears its head when she is willing to sacrifice her own grandson for going against the rules of no copulation in order to secure her place in Michaels sanctuary ..however , she wasn't planning on Gallant s repressed hatred towards her nor Micheals devilry and ends up stabbed to death by Gallant under a glimmer spell.

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Mr Gallant

Gallant is a handsome man in his thirties with bleached white-blonde hair and sharp, brown eyes. As a talented hairdresser and a fashion conscious individual, Gallant dresses affluently, seemingly favouring silk neck-scarves, his style seemingly inspired by Fred Jones of Scooby Door.

He rocks the Victorian look with modern day sunglasses and isn't afraid to call it like it is ....trying to rebel against the outposts rules ...

He's revealed to have a hatred , and anger , towards his nanna who doesn't accept him although she does accept he s gay and has supported him through countless rehabs and three ( failing) salons.

His knowledge and identification with persecuted gays is a very important part of his character and he is willing to martyr himself especially when punished , shouting out the name of his heroes.

He seriously has a fetish for leather and rubber sexually and is an easy target for Michael s manipulation and Rubber Mans sexual advances ( whom he believes are one and the same)

Hes exposed to be needy and in desperate need of love and affection

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Coco St Pierre Vanderbilt

Before I get into theories, I want to take a look at the new characters we meet this season - starting with already a huge favourite of mine - Coco ! Personally I think shes going to be an important character ( please don't kill her off !! Shes far too funny) and the clue here is in the surname ;) I ll get onto that in a bit but for now let me introduce .... Coco St Pierre Vanderbilt ! What's your opinion of her ? How will she fare in Outpost three do you think ?

Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt is the privileged and entitled daughter of a billionaire whom paid $100 million dollar s for a flight ticket ( well four to be exact =$ 400 million) to ensure safety once the Apocalypse struck for him and his family. However, Coco is the only one who made that flight.

Bossy and hilariously entitled shes in her mid-40s, and extremely "extra" as only the super rich can be .

With her aspirations of being a social media influencer to " make something of herself " she is seemingly clueless about how to do so, enlisting the help of her younger personal assistant, Mallory, and hairdresser, Mr Gallant, to help her in her efforts.

Her hairstyle needs to be "en point", she wears horrifically fashionable clothes that can only have been inspired by Beetlejuice, and will have Instagram posts of her drinking the latest thing even if it does taste like

" turtle shit"

Due to her affluent upbringing, Coco blatantly has not developed any life skills , instead relying on others to help get her through the day. Especially her assistant Mallory whom she takes with her to Outpost three , leaving her husband Brock behind as he can't get there on time... Though she is thoughtful enough to release him from their "monogamy contract " before she flees to safety.

For all her spoilt traits and selfishness she does show a more human, emotional side as she watches the nuclear attack from the sky above and a slow tear trickles from her cheek ...as she realises she has lost not only her entire family, but the man she loves.

Business, Coco style, resumes however once shes ensconced in Outpost three , she abuses her "elite" status to get Mr Gallant moved up to an "elite"so he will continue to do her hair, but interestingly choses to allow Mallory to be sectioned as a "grey" in order for her to still be her slave/assistant .

For Coco, as an elite in the pre apocalyptic world, the hierarchy of Outpost three makes total sense , however what doesn't make sense is the lack of food causing her to have an extreme hissy fit/ rant about the new living conditions and lack of Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen !

Her struggle to adapt to the new living conditions is hilarious , as is the train wreck of her hair as time progresses on ....

It ll be interesting to see how Coco develops this season, if she actually does, if she manages to get past her own self entitlement and even survive what's coming.

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Coco St Pierre Vanderbilt

Before I get into theories, I want to take a look at the new characters we meet this season - starting with already a huge favourite of mine - Coco ! Personally I think shes going to be an important character ( please don't kill her off !! Shes far too funny) and the clue here is in the surname ;) I ll get onto that in a bit but for now let me introduce .... Coco St Pierre Vanderbilt ! What's your opinion of her ? How will she fare in Outpost three do you think ?

Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt is the privileged and entitled daughter of a billionaire whom paid $100 million dollar s for a flight ticket ( well four to be exact =$ 400 million) to ensure safety once the Apocalypse struck for him and his family. However, Coco is the only one who made that flight.

Bossy and hilariously entitled shes in her mid-40s, and extremely "extra" as only the super rich can be .

Her hairstyle needs to be "en point", she wears horrifically fashionable clothes that can only have been inspired by Beetlejuice, and will have Instagram posts of her drinking the latest thing even if it does taste like

" turtle shit"

With her aspirations of being a social media influencer to " make something of herself " she is seemingly clueless about how to do so, enlisting the help of her younger personal assistant, Mallory, and hairdresser, Mr Gallant, to help her in her efforts.

Due to her affluent upbringing, Coco blatantly has not developed any life skills , instead relying on others to help get her through the day. Especially her assistant Mallory whom she takes with her to Outpost three , leaving her husband Brock behind as he can't get there on time... Though she is thoughtful enough to release him from their "monogamy contract " before she flees to safety.

For all her spoilt traits and selfishness she does show a more human, emotional side as she watches the nuclear attack from the sky above and a slow tear trickles from her cheek ...as she realises she has lost not only her entire family, but the man she loves.

Business, Coco style, resumes however once shes ensconced in Outpost three , she abuses her "elite" status to get Mr Gallant moved up to an "elite"so he will continue to do her hair, but interestingly choses to allow Mallory to be sectioned as a "grey" in order for her to still be her slave/assistant .

For Coco, as an elite in the pre apocalyptic world, the hierarchy of Outpost three makes total sense , however what doesn't make sense is the lack of food causing her to have an extreme hissy fit/ rant about the new living conditions and lack of Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen !

Her struggle to adapt to the new living conditions is hilarious , as is the train wreck of her hair as time progresses on ....

It ll be interesting to see how Coco develops this season, if she actually does, if she manages to get past her own self entitlement and even survive what's coming.

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The Opening Credits - mash up of Murder House and Coven themes !!!!! AHS is back baby !!!!

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It’s our world now. Watch the OFFICIAL TRAILER for AHS:Apocalypse!

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American Horror Story Season 8 : Apocalypse

Its that time of year again !! Yes when I sleep , eat and breathe American Horror Story !

( OK maybe not eat after the whole "The stew is Stu" scene ;) )

Its the end of the world as we know it - join me for weekly recaps, theories and the real life legends behind the series

This seasons gonna be good - the illuminati/ new world order , Satan and satanic cults , not to mention the crossover from murder house and coven !!!

Episodes

1. The End - aired 12th September 2018

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I thought AHS Cult was terrible and here’s why!

They didn’t give Adina Porter her own title card in the opening credits. She had more screentime and ultimately played a big role in the season. She deserved a spot!

For the record, I’m kidding about Cult being terrible. I thought it was really cool and terrifying. Although I was really disturbed by the theme of toxic masculinity. But again, Adina deserved to be part of the credits alongside Sarah and Evan.

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the ahs cult finale seemed really rushed tbh i didn’t love it but it wasn’t awful,,,, it was kind of an underwhelming ending to an otherwise great season tho like it was a rlly good storyline and it deserved more time for things to be wrapped up in a less,,,, lazy and unrealistic way i guess

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”The women of the world are waiting for you, legs spread, on their backs. Impregnate them. Help them give birth to their rage”

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“You raise your hand one more fucking time and I will cut it off”

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I can’t be the only one that thought that finale was total bullshit.

Like so what? Now ally has her own cult? I mean that was scum chicks cloak and everything. And kai’s army is just gone? Idk. It all seemes anti climatic and just super disappointing imo.

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Ally looking at Gloria after doing #THAT

Then Beverly Muthafucking Hope™ killing Kai

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Kai out her scamming the prison guards with the pinky promise shit

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Beverly literally just shot his ass like it was nothing in front of an audience. See guys… That’s what she was waiting for… Her well deserved encore for killing that asshole.