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A note, because not everyone knows this: if you're driving and another driver flashes their brights at you, this is a signal to be on alert and slow down. There may be debris in the road, a cop out of sight, or an animal crossing ahead of you. (Or, alternatively, your brights are on and they're getting blinded.) Whatever the reason, it's a signal that you need to focus and reduce speed. And possibly turn your own brights off.
This PSA has been brought to you by the four fawns and does that ran out in front of me at various points on my drive home.

Let's court death with mama!
#flashing your brights is pretty universal i think#its like this in Australia too#its either turn off your brights or slow down (bc cops#accident#something on the road#etc)
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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
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thinking again about the old lady in my conclave showing who gasped audibly when bellini said "that firm hand of yours has its admirers"... hope the late in life fujoism is treating you well queen....
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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17
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#im on book 7 now!! :3#which i know is on the lowest option of this scale but its a big improvement from last year#im reading a book a month this year bc i wanted a resolution thats realistic#and honestly i think reading a book a month is good for me#im reading regularly enough to get my brain working without overwhelming myself with commitment
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
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height check. how tall are you people in my phone
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youre also a white settler on stolen land you're not better than me and youre antisemitic to be pro america and anti israel
lol let me be clear i am also anti america. both settler colonies should be obliterated beyond memory. canada too while we're at it. 👍
#and australia! 😊#like how stupid can you be though#to think that just bc u grew up in a country means you have to defend it#fuck australia fuck america and fuck the brits for being the ones to colonise them into the countries they are today#i want countries everywhere to just stop fucking hurting people is that too much to ask#can we just be normal for like. a SECOND?
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#ill be honest it would bother me lol#and the reverse is true#i had a crush evaporate the second they hated on the hunger games lmao#its not a perfect series. but they were shitting on it for stupid reasons#oh preteen boys#anyways you hate on my fave books crush is probably gone#i hate yours? its gonna bother me but probaly not enough to make me not like you#which i think says something about how sensitive i am to people not liking my interests lol#quickest way to lose my favour honestly
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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:
If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.
Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!
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I see the radfems out there saying that every man who's ever been born is a psychopath who's constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn't do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.
And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said "easy." And then they left.
And it's like.
I don't think radfems go outside.
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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.
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hands down the bbc merlin version of the sword in the stone legend is the funniest possible version of it. this big dramatic scene of arthur realising his true potential and finally believing in himself as a king as his remaining subjects watch in awe, witnessing a sign that their king is destined to carry camelot to greatness, because this legendary prophecy about removing the sword from the stone has finally come to pass,
and then merlin’s in the background whispering to gaius just ‘yeah i stuck that in there like last week and made the story up on the spot. gonna use magic to make it look like arthur’s actually doing something’ SIR PLEASE
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