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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the moral responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. 

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west.

Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away, so he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all looking to get married, so you've come to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter, and the next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "She's just a little bit, not that you would notice, pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls, so he went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "She's just a little bit, not that you would notice, cross-eyed."

Again the farmer nodded and suggested the man date the third girl to see if things might be better, so he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"

They were wed right away, and months later the baby was born.

When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby, while cute, had the ugliest face he ever saw.

He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a little bit, not that you would notice, pregnant when you met her."

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huh

the print shop fucked up and instead of printing me a bunch more "i lived bitch" prints on 8.5x11 and a bunch of "FUCK YOU BALTIMORE" on the 11x17 it printed me the big prints properly but then ALSO printed a bunch of "FUCK YOU BALTIMORE" prints on 8.5x11 in lieu of my "i lived bitch"

I'll update the listing tomorrow but I guess for a little while, there'll be a smaller, cheaper version of the fuck you baltimore prints??

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SGKSGKSGK MA’AM

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It's probably a silly question.. but how did you start making comics? Everytime I try to I immediately hit art block.. 😓

That's not a silly question at all, anon! I started out very small. I did a very short mini series that consisted of just 5 pages that were each 4 panels long. Then I mostly focused on mini comics for a good while.

They key to doing comics is not starting too big immediately. Get familiar with the process. Start testing things out and seeing what works and what doesn't. There is ZERO shame in failure!

If you start out big, you'll find yourself easily overwhelmed and in the worst case immediately hit with an art block.

Do what our good pal "Tobert Radiation Fennek" did and make Undertale first before making Deltarune. If you get my metaphor.

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I love how she's laughing at the mental image as she's saying it

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Get warm with papa

(For context this is a male rescue cat who climbed into an incubator full of orphaned kittens and went mine now)

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pride month post

(flags are: intersex, aroallo, genderqueer, and gender-unlabeled.)

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It's time to cast some hexes; it's time to fight the right.

It's time to drown some fascists ON THE MUPPET SHOW TONIGHT

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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In light of some of the many things happening across the world this year, I thought this Pride Month needed a special illustration.

Happy Pride Month, may we all stay safe, look after each other, and keep painting our rainbows, no matter what. 🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Happy Pride Month!

Faust is back for the 5th time! If you want to use the flag of your choice as an avatar, they're under the cut. They're free to use as long as it's for personal use only.

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A tasteful amount of blood on the lower lip

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its barely recognizable but I drew a sturgeon on my teacher's wall on my last day of highschool <3

Its fully recognizable and barely containing all the love i emit in its direction