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Hiii !! (●’◡’●)ﾉ I write fanfics and stuff, I came here to promote them because I spend a lot of time writing and thinking about them. They are Lx readers and I take requests on what other characters to write :p Here’s some L as your boyfriend things

L as Your Boyfriend: Accurate Edition 🕷️

(for girls who goon to this man every night)

🥄 Will not kiss you with his mouth full but will hand-feed you his last strawberry because “I know you prefer them sweeter and I already took the sourest one. You may thank me now.”

💻 Stares at security footage of you like it’s art. Not in a “haha he’s a creep” way but in a “your bakery door just opened half an inch and he rewound the tape 3x to watch your hair move” way. He calls it “data retention.” You call it “foreplay.”

🫧 Would never say ‘I love you’ first. He’ll say things like “Statistically, I would be 78% more compromised if something happened to you,” and you’ll take that and cry about it in the bath like a normal person.

🧁 Always brings back your dessert order wrong (on purpose). Claims it’s for variety. You know it’s because he wants to see how cute you look when you throw a napkin at him.

📚 You can’t make out for more than 45 seconds before he tries to solve a logic problem aloud. You still let him because his voice in your ear mid-kiss does things to you.

🧠 Hyperfixates on the texture of your lip balm and casually brings it up during murder investigations. “Yes, Light, it’s relevant. The suspect had strawberry gloss, like Y/N’s. Continue.”

🪑 Loves physical affection in theory, panics in practice. You brush his hair off his face and he freezes like a SIM whose path got blocked by furniture. He melts after five seconds though.

🖤 His love language is quiet consistency. You didn’t even know he loved you until you saw your name as an emergency contact. Then he mumbled, “You’re the only one I’d trust to delete my browser history.”

🧃 Steals your drinks. Constantly. Doesn’t ask. Doesn’t look at you. Just leans over, sips your soda, and says nothing. Leaves you emotionally ruined every time.

🪦 Wants to be buried next to you but will never say that out loud. Will just tell Watari, in passing, “Make sure she’s taken care of. Whatever happens.”

🧍‍♂️ Is a little bit perverted in a repressed, tragic way. He’s thought about you. Like that. And then eaten six sugar cubes in shame and stared at a wall for an hour.