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Me: bruh! Centuries
Cousin: yeah?
Me: No.. Century Tuna rather...
Cousin: wut?
Me: I mean Centuries Tuna
Cousin: Dude, you're drunk. Go home
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Math
Me : Teach me Math
Friend: Sure
Me: Let's just start now
Friend: wanna tricky ones ?
Me: What ever you want to.
Friend:
Haru x Makoto = Dolphins
Dolphins / Whales = Babies
Me: so ... what's the answer
Friend: Yaoi
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Goblins. Not for war but for looting.
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Memorizing the national flag will be like..
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Tutorials be like:
Tutor :It's easy...
Tutee : that was hard!!
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Sad girl, bad girl, rad girl
Sad girls: Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Aries
Bad girls: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Leo
Rad girls: Gemini, Aquarius, Taurus, Libra
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That is life...
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I married my bed just like.. 10 sec. Ago 3
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Well this is deymn good
Only hipster posts
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Speaking to your friend with wrong grammar and punctuations.
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Suggests idea guys .. :v Too bored here
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For Pete's sake
Still a long ways to go!
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Doujinshi
Every single time here on earth: Me: * browsing for more doujinshi * * saw the past long ago post of me* Me (now): is that how I'm being manifested by yaoi's? Or some sort of hot type character?
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Oldie post :>
Romano - san ~~~~
My Tomato Story -,-
me: hey mom what’s da breakfast for today?
mom: pan cakes
me: that’s all ??
mom: what do you expect to eat?
me; pasta?? hehehe
mom: since your addicted to pasta I give you tomatoes instead
me: WHAT !!!! ” on my mind “(( I DON’T WANNA BE ROMANO OR SPAIN)
seriously ??? No !!! I’m not gonna eat that !!!
2HOURS LATER
me:
okay I’m hungry guess I’m gonna eat that tomato * look down*
me: well * eats the tomato
It’s not bad after all !!! wew !!!
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That's creepy. I prefer hanging out with them to Mcdonals
This one wins. Everyone else can go home.
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