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WELL WELL WELL you all really went out and left my greatest expectations in shambles this week. 😆 Word on the street is you made Fearless (my version) the biggest country album first week of the last 6 years and the top release of 2021 so far. Honestly??? How?? Did I get this lucky???? I wanted to say thank you to you so today I will be addressing a very pressing issue. 🐈🐈⬛❓
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Steal all the blue check user names

what we’re NOT gonna do is let the bluechecks back in. the doors to this abandoned clown factory are LOCKED SHUT
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fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals. protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.
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theorangeshadow (chibeee): An astronaut. At a space bar.

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Change Your Mind- Scarlet and Gunnar on Nashville (Clare Bowen & Sam Palladino)
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“The genuine love of your life is the one that makes your heart beat a little faster, the person you are constantly trying to impress, the person whose voice you need to hear, and whose smile you love to see, the person you do the little things for. But most importantly, it is the person you feel complete with.”
— (via stevenrosas)
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this is at least the 200th time i’ve reblogged this can’t stop won’t stop
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Ive just remembered these used to be (might still exist) a game show where things were made of chocolate and if you guessed they were you had to bite to see if you were correct.
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