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#i genuinely do not understand the issue here#if you want a phone with a headphone jack you can absolutely buy one today#you just have to pick something that isn't one of the three or so flagship brands#my phone that i bought last year because its predecessor was stolen HAS a headphone jack#it's a midrange smartphone. that feature is really common in that market segment!#just. put in minimal effort to choose for yourself instead of letting your provider or the salesperson do it#and you too could be in possession of a smartphone with a headphone jack
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Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment
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A note, because not everyone knows this: if you're driving and another driver flashes their brights at you, this is a signal to be on alert and slow down. There may be debris in the road, a cop out of sight, or an animal crossing ahead of you. (Or, alternatively, your brights are on and they're getting blinded.) Whatever the reason, it's a signal that you need to focus and reduce speed. And possibly turn your own brights off.
This PSA has been brought to you by the four fawns and does that ran out in front of me at various points on my drive home.

Let's court death with mama!
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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.
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#second hand embarrassment#because i think that fuels a lot of reactionary bullshit one way or another#the ability to go 'hm. not what i would do but also not my problem' is VALUABLE it turns out#insulates you from going 'that person is Doing Cringe which makes me Feel Bad and is therefore Harming Me so they must be a Bad Person'#...like no. feeling the cringe however strongly does not constitute harm#and i feel like eliminating the root of that thought progression might do humanity some good
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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!
#additionally: seeing naked people isn't harm#maybe i'm too european for this discussion but children won't be scarred by seeing a fully nude adult. you just gotta be normal about it
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blue dendritic opal d20 by hedron.rockworks on ig
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Weil ich mich schon seit einer Weile frage, ob wir Zollstock Georg sind oder nicht:
Bei Zweck-WG/getrennten Eigentumsverhältnissen in einer WG zählen nur die eigenen, in gemeinsamem Haushalt die kollektive Gesamtanzahl.
Bonus-Punkte für Zusatzinfo über Handwerker-Dasein oder Handwerker-Elternteile in den Tags, weil mich interessiert, ob das einen Einfluss hat.
#...drei. ich wohne alleine. ich habe keinen davon gekauft.#ich bin auch kein handwerker bzw keiner der in zollstockmaßstäben arbeitet
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I'm amazed that Swan Control hasn't stepped in, frankly
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Steiff, felt may bug on wheels
circa 1916
#june bug on wheels! all kids love june bug on wheels. perfect companion gor sweet tender child: wheeled junebug#my only question is: is it big enough to ride?
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Part 3 of giving @elodieunderglass' Charlie centaur stupid problems
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#germany just has a lot of feelings about bread#...not usually those feelings though#also: toast is not bread but i'm willing to overlook that in this case
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Wunderkind Fall 2010 ⊹ Metallic tribal faces peer from leather heels, laced with craftsman’s rope.
#idk man#on the one hand excellent visual#on the other hand i've never had a blister on top of my feet and i'm not keen to start now
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normal bird
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