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uma o'brady

i cant believe i always fuckin post these to the wrong place first

cutest fucking rwby oc fuckin fight me

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byron garcia

computer repair shop employee

cuts his boyfriend open and prods at his organs on the weekends

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lee parks

lee parks

(born 'elfie calligaris)

she's a fucking huge buff fuzzy lycanthrope hitman and fuck you i can make a werewolf hitman if i want where's the rules that say i can't

she's amazing and i just wanted to put her here mostly so i didn't forget her names haha

born with the wolfy bit, has p much excellent control over it apart from full moons when she gets really crabby and hungry and can't quite control it all so she mostly just stays at home and eats ice cream and watches movies with cliche plots so she can yell at the tv

occasional drinking buddies with nerral yay my ogre bb has a friend (also lee and grot are puppy buddies and lee dogsits sometimes when nerral has to be out of town and cant take the pupster with her)

has five siblings and is in infrequent contact with like one or two of them

she's better than you no really she's better than you you are an inferior insignificant little fly and she has absolutely no time for you if you're not important to her current job

things that are important: job and tiny puppy dogs that need to be wuffed at and belly rubbed

her gender is plaid

she has a fluffy fuzzy face this is So Important her cheeks are the especially fluffiest bit also her chin is a bit fluffy but mostly the cheeks these are the fluffiest 

also her boobs pecs are fluffy too and she's buff as fuck

SHE HAS SUCH A WEAKNESS FOR TINY DOGS I CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU ENOUGH

she literally hates everything and everyone that is not a tiny dog or is a good owner to a tiny dog

tiny dogs are so important

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tick the negotiator

but honestly it's not his fault he looks kind of weird but the reaction that most other species (especially humans fuck the humans) have towards him is another reason why he kind of has a somewhat supremacist attitude about his own species i mean guy gets a lot of racism directed towards him

the main awesome things about whatever species he comes from (i feel like i should name them but that's a whole other linguistic field) is that their facial features rearrange slowly over time like the shedding of skin. it's a slow change that you don't really notice unless you haven't seen someone for a couple of months, and then you don't quite recognise them at first. after 8-10 months, it's more or less completely different. ID cards are a pain. also because they don't have fingerprints either because they have suction pads on their fingers (which are usually controllable so you don't stick to everything you're trying to hold, unless you're drunk at which point you just resign to the fate of going home with a beer glass still in your hand) rather than fingerprints.

the suction pad things are useful, especially combined with a prehensile, lizard-ish tale, because it means that he can climb up walls and stuff and chill out on the ceiling if he really needs to. he likes to watch people. he likes to find things out about people. knowing things he's not supposed to know is his favourite.

he's good at negotiation and he's good at getting people to agree to things and he's also very good at blackmail. he doesn't resort to extreme methods unless in extreme situations though. which is sensible, but also a shame, since he got his name from the 'ticking time bomb' experiment, chosen since he has a PHD in torture ethics, history and methodology. which always sounds more impressive than it is, since it's not like you can do a practical exam in something like that - it's just theory after all. 

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biology notes:

i know when she's lazing about she'll sort of curl up under her shell and sometimes have her head poking out when walking she mostly scuttles around on several (6? 4? one of those) legs

i think maybe she can rear up like most animals can onto two legs but it's like an intimidation thing??

because i think her shell would be too long and knock everything over

so she can stand up to reach things but yes

also i'm not sure how she wears clothes because i want her to try to wear the uniform but how do you put a tshirt on when your back is merged into a shell

a huge shell

it'd have to be like.... a jacket that you put on over your front? and with ties at the neck and the hips where she's not merged with shell???

trousers are fine she'll cope with trousers

her species is used to boots and leggings and gloves and things for warmth but for the most part the front torso goes uncovered it's kind of scaley i think to protect it from weather

her species' language is made from clicking with two sets of pincers inside the mouth (rather than teeth) plus a tongue-like-muscle and they also have the outer-pincers. 

which means she mostly uses her voice modulator tool and heavily relies on google translate to talk because she's.... not very good at languages. at least she can fix it if it breaks.

her specifically

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP ASSUMING SHE'S COMPETENT AT SOFTWARE SHE'S A MECHANIC NOT A PROGRAMMER

her comfort zone and level of expertise goes: big appliances -> small appliances -> plumbing -> the specific workings of a ship -> software -> literally anything else -> hacking

doesn't say no to a lot of things I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY 'UHHHH' ONE MORE TIME

but that's it that's what she does she just says 'uhhh' and stares and then she's on a space ship after technically cheating in her exams and she has no idea what she's doing here and isn't sure how to say no and that's it she's in space

i have never made a more passive aggressive sneaky little character who isn't actively malicious they just are really possessive over their cheesy snacks (and the krill but no one tends to eat the krill)

except she doesn't just leave notes she goes out of her way to make your day really inconveniant so you won't fuck up again

i'm so happy i love crab girl

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dylain doe

16 - boy - cocky little shit - chariio t  ? ?

all rounder – electricity – pierce attack [switchblade]

the worst possible reference ever ohmy gOD please imagine: shitty white-boy cornrows + a not-homo baseball cap it is very important you do this since mostly he goes by 'cornrows' that is basically his name 

was given to an orphanage when he was about a week old with a letter saying his name was dylain. he was given a birthdate and surname by the state and has been in and out of foster families for a good deal of his life. his current ones are quite nice and he's been with them for about three-four years now. they are very big on letting him Express Himself so he's been Expressing Himself as much as possible

god he's such an asshole

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last dang ropes placeholder i promise (for ayumu)

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micki placeholder cause i wanna put shit about the persona crew down

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edwin placeholder cause i wanna put shit about the persona crew down

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sung li placeholder cause i wanna put shit about the persona crew down

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tomomi yamamoto

Super HIgh School Level Personal Assistant!

Tomomi Yamamoto Height: 5’4 (cm) / Weight: lbs (kg) Birthday: (sign) Likes: Cute calenders Hates: Layabouts Title: Super High School Level Personal Assistant! Theme:

Light sleeper

Commitment issues

Proper

Schmoozer

Workaholic

efficient ; adaptable ; charismatic

likes to find solutions to problems rather than getting upset that there’s a problem in the first place ; irritable if she can’t find a solution ; doesn’t tend to form deep bonds with people but is definitely gonna try and find useful alliances ; distrustful of most ; caffeine addict ; appearance and hygiene concerned 

judgemental ; classist ; ableist

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farah zaman

Super High School Level Director!

Farah Zaman Height:5’8 (cm) / Weight: lbs (kg) Birthday: (sign) Likes: People-watching Hates: Religion Title: Super High School Level Director! Theme: Laughing With - Regina Spektor

Handy

Dramatic

Inappropriate

Daredevil

Night owl

gonna try and stay out of conflict mostly and film it instead

this is horrific, yeah, but it’s sUCH A COOL IDEA! ; wow this is gonna make such a cool documentary when she gets out!! ; gotta film everything!!!! ; i don’t know if she doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation … or if she totally does… ;  kind of verbally sadistic sometimes but it’s all just a joke? ; exciteable and happy-go-lucky and generally YEAH FUN HAPPY TIME ; constantly on the move ; doesn’t like rules at all especially not ones that aren’t punishable by death :3 ; there’s no fucking way she’s gonna follow those

she doesn't really care so much if she doesn't make it out, she just wants the film of their exploits to sell billions after she's dead.

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kenshin kita

Super High School Level Skateboarder!

Kenshin Kita Height: 5’6 (cm) / Weight: lbs (kg) Birthday: (sign) Likes: Weekends, memes, lolcats Hates: ‘Feminazis’ Title: Super High School Level Skateboarder! Theme:

Childish

Dog person

Absent-minded

Excitable

Clumsy

misogynist and proud…. ; sick to death of women trying to do stuff that men are biologically better at ; doesn’t plan on censoring himself at all ; seemingly a lot steadier on a board than off (he’s pretty clumsy off of it) ; goofs around most of the time, doesn’t really see the point in being serious about anything

so far in the bisexuality closet that he makes it VERY CLEAR how attractive he finds women ; has no problem in referring to you by bra size oh my god what a little cunt

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Keiko Itou

Super High School Level Cosplay Idol!

Height: 5’5 (cm) / Weight: lbs (kg) Birthday: (sign) Likes: Ribbons, comfortable heels Hates: Upskirt shots on the internet Title: Super High School Level Cosplay Idol! Theme(s): Everything At Once - Lenka Off to the Races - Lana Del Ray Bubblegum Bitch - Marina and the Diamonds [basically everything on the Electra Heart album]

Athletic

Flirty

Irresistible

Natural born performer

Childish

dancer’s physique, which she's embarrassed about - she would rather have a more elegant and fashionable, more childish body-type

kawaii fricker (on the surface) ; ‘m-my boyfriend will get me out of here! i just gotta wait til he finds out what’s happened!!’ ; very, very appearance-oriented ; ditsy ; narcissistic ; arrogant ; still thinks this is just a practical joke, right…? don’t you know who she is?! ; was mostly popular with a certain male demographic for… costume reasons…

obsessed with her work and her image and everyone adoring her - everyone has to adore her or there's no point to anything, is there?

slept with her manager more than once to get where she is today - she doesn't regret it, but she does detest the possible blackmail opportunities. and NO ONE is going to find out. 

kind of yandere

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Ryouichi 'Goro' Fukui

Super High School Level Drug Dealer!

i feel like goro is one of the characters i love the most but when i try to describe him on paper, he sounds the most like a gary stu

i forgot to flip it but fuck it whatever 

Ryouichi ‘Goro’ Fukui Height: 5’8 (cm) / Weight: lbs (kg) Birthday: (sign) Likes: Happy little surprises Hates: Summer Title: Super High School Level Drug Dealer! Theme: Broadripple is Burning - Margot & The Nuclear So And Sos

Couch potato

Hopeless romantic

Animal lover

Frugal

Rebellious

level-headed ;  good negotiator ; kind of a klepto in case something is useful or he can trade it to someone else

kind of quiet, doesn’t like to give much away about himself (out of habit….) ; smart enough to keep out of the harder parts of his own stock (for the most part) ; but being stressed like this makes him want to use…. ; gives a bad first impression because usually people come to him, not the other way round… he doesn’t usually have to play nice and make friends ; just because he steers (mostly) clear of the worst shit, doesn't mean he's not a user ; and withdrawal is a fucking bitch

even though he's filthy rich now, he barely spends any money on himself, instead he invests and saves and sends money to his mom (who has broken contact with him but still accepts the cash), or gives money to charities/homeless shelters ; apart from horror movie DVDs and dumb shit he finds in ikea cause holy fuck boy's got a weakness for horror movies and dumb ikea shit

drabbles: [x]

boy is spoiled got more art than everyone else

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mai tanaka

Height: 5’6 (cm) / Weight: lbs (kg) Birthday: (sign) Likes: Ovesized jumpers, trashy romance novels Hates: Conflict Title: Super High School Level Good Luck! Theme: 

depressingly, absolutely normal. the closest thing she had to a passion! was her pet cat, who she doesn’t think liked her that much anyway… ; but persistent and optimistic (for the most part) and trusting.  ; mild-mannered and quiet for the most part, but quick to extend the hand of friendship ; her goals before all this were to find a nice man and become a housewife and have three kids…

tries hard to be feminine and conservative and live up to the feminine ideal (in compensation out of fear of being perceived as male) - therefore is constantly in turtlenecks and long skirts or trousers

just wants people to get along uxu willing to cause herself a little embarrassment or unpleasantness if it means that people can be friendlier towards each other! but... not unnecessarily

quiet and unwilling to voice any strong opinions

current name on ID card: masato tanaka

the cutest of all the dangans dont even fight me she's my favourite of the girlies

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lawrence 'larry' marshall

category: misandry squad [janitor]

species: aka manto [formerly human]

ok

i just

bb let me cuddle you and stop you from watching guys pee and asking them strange questions ok

anyway this concludes all of the misandry crew i think i'll do the dang ropes ocs next cause they're cute and make me sad

and i'm gonna get myself ready for tomorrow then write a drabble for larry here because i'm sad about him now