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Bard: You remind me of the ocean.
Thranduil, flattered: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Bard: No. Because you’re full of salt and you scare people.
Thranduil: …
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Thancred: if you can’t handle me at my worst that is literally my only setting so good luck
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Emet-Selch: “I’m introducing a new alignment: chaotic lawful!”
Emet-Selch, grinning: “I have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.”
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an ascian! an ascian!
here comes another allagan earthquake rbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
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Relatable.
(stolen from Instagram)
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Define “Lawful Evil”:
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Lahabrea: Zodiark didn’t raise a fool
Thancred: He raised a psychotic cold hearted little bitch
Lahabrea: Yes, but not a fool
Emet-Selch, in the background: Questionable.
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Hien: there’s something I need to get off my chest…
WoL: Is it your shirt? please say yes
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Do It All The Time
We’re taking over the world
One kiss at a time
And then I’m taking your girl
And I’m making her mine
No reason why
I'm only doing anything I want to do
Because I do it all the time
We’re taking over the world
A little victimless crime
And when I’m taking your innocence
I’ll be corrupting your mind
No need to cry
I’m only doing anything I want to do
Because I do it all the time
(Do it all the time)
Now we’re so young
But we’re probably gonna die
And it’s so fun
We’re so good at selling lies
We look so good
And we never even try
Get your money from a trust fund
Do it all the time
We’re taking over the world
One kiss at a time
And then I’m taking your girl
And I’m making her mine
No reason why
I’m only doing anything I want to do
Because I do it all the time
By I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Do It All the Time
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“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.”
- Albert Camus
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