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The skills tag!???? "Opening a Bottle of Ramune with ONE HAND" ??????!!!!!!! I struggle to open a Ramune with two working hands wtf????!?!!?! This man strong af.

Togame profile from official character guide

Rough translation

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Jackpot

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SNOOPY, COME HOME dir. Bill Melendez

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it’s just one of those croissant days

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my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

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go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise

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TIL that in 1903, a man named George Edalji was convicted of killing and mutilating livestock in Staffordshire.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, being interested in justice, took up the cause of freeing Mr. Edalji, as he believed the conviction was based on racism rather than evidence. His efforts eventually led to Edalji's pardon and an overhaul of legal proceedings. Edalji went on to become a lawyer, himself.

This is all very interesting and significant, but the punchline of the story is that Conan Doyle, being also interested in bullshit, had an alternative suspect for the livestock deaths. He thought it was Bigfoot.

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hey girl sorry um. they didn’t have enough room for your boyfriend in overhead storage so I had to check him. yeah you’re gonna have to pick him up at baggage claim.

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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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@sabrinacanthang @leialiveson

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🎃Trick or Treat!🎃

🍭🍬rb this post to give the person you rbed this from a piece of their favorite candy!🍬🍭

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This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

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Octopus cinnamon buns. He’s stuffed with cream cheese frosting for dipping!