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so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?

okay so

i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can

chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well

so, here’s what i’m thinking:

zombie apocalypse?

all-denim outfit.

the anti-zombie juniform

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A cleric who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and buffs you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face

someone’s like “you know that’s not actually required for your job” and she’s like “shhhhh my beautiful child, my healing my rules, I made you a potion, it’s chicken noodle mana” 

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asexual tension

I’m ace and I’m just always tense

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time for pumpkin spiced keyblade

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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

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Harry Potter and the Players Handbook

Harry Potter and the Secret History

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past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

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Why is LARP so much more taboo than historical reenactment why is pretending you’re a wizard less socially acceptable than pretending you’re a confederate

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David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

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you are my home, and i’m homesick.

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I really love the idea of Aqua being an iceskater and Riku being a ballet dancer.

The idea of Aqua,of course,came from her spellweaver animation. The idea of Riku came from KH1 concept art that was pointed out by kingdomheartsnyctophiliac

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danganronpa sprite artist: hey what do you do with your hands when you’re happy

random employee: (trying desperately to open a jar of pickles) what did you say

danganronpa sprite artist: ok got it

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THE SAGA CONTINUES

(Source: https://twitter.com/mwi1me/status/921971908433780736)