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I love this fuckin show

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on survival

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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save me professional biotic...

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timestamp roulette + word of honor episode 7

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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x

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normalize punching anyone who ever mentions they set off fireworks at home in the fucking teeth

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Honestly I should talk about the ace experience more. I don’t see enough. Like–obviously it’s dehumanizing to be repeatedly compared to robots or aliens but uh…sometimes it feels like that?? 

My husband will get all horny while I’m, I don’t know, changing out of sweaty gardening clothes. And I’ll be like, “But we have to make lunch?? I stink? Now is not a good time?? Logic?” And clearly it’s not about logic to him. He is experiencing the entire scenario very differently. And I’m here like, 

Or the times where you realize that like, having an actual physiological reaction to attractive people is not some enculturated metaphor, and people are actually doing that all around you all the time, and you’re like, Ah, clearly my studies of human culture have been incomplete. I have missed a critical psychosocial component. Many things now appear in a different light. *takes notes on holopad*

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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

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basic to say but yeah these eps are just really classic goofy pnf episodes. really funny clever fast-paced writing. good to look at. fun to obsessively screencap. we did not need these and yet they are a wonderful dessert thanks

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Your art got me back to rewatching pnf! Both are so good! Hot take, but Major monogram is a hypocrit. Dude sees a man buying thousands of laserpointers, and calls it evil. He really should respect the autism of that move.

great point well said. maybe it's because mono is one of the rare few allistic pnf characters. he's so funny, i love him -- i'm desperately hoping he gets divorced next season. that's the only thing i want

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i track every time pnf openly repeats/imitates the simpsons because thats the kind of annoying nerd i am. if anything, it happening again in s5 is a promising sign of a healthy and flourishing pnf

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(politely) i hope they do remember at some point that doof and perry have a mutual friendship and it's not just onesided adoration from doof. although yes, correct, he's real messed up over perry. he's never been more desperate to grab him all over as in these eps. but where is our sparkly eyed gay man platypus who likes to dance with his bf. hope to see him again soon

edit: if this continues ill just delusionally pretend these s5 episodes actually take place in s1/2. sorry, you thought this was next summer but its actually the secret Danvillian month of July2 during which phineas's shirt was different, due to an explanation. behold ptp my bonus monthinator

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absolutely crazy there's a literal "what are we" running gag. nuanced relationship. complicated relationship. our boundaries are fluid. and they made perry mad about this specifically it's so fascinating. does he want the nemesis label back? does he want to be straight-up friends? is it the lack of commitment that bothers him? mawwiage?

i’m not gonna put superior words into the mouths of the s5 writers who have failed to account for why perry’s not being a sympathetic friend to doof in these eps. hmph. (pause) but yeah he’s definitely mad about no mawwiage

i wish i was In Charge Of Perry(tm) cuz it would be sooo fun to really tackle that question from his perspective yeah. heinz knows and appreciates that their boundaries are fluid (what a thing to say) but it's ultimately perry's choice where that boundary lies. and the whole reason doof's saying this stuff is because perry allowed that boundary line to shift over the years, to a caring, intimate place. it's up to you mr platypus. will u accept this adoring man and his 2 children. he needs you. (spoiler yes he will, i have foreseen it even if s5 writes perry bad)