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Honestly I should talk about the ace experience more. I don’t see enough. Like–obviously it’s dehumanizing to be repeatedly compared to robots or aliens but uh…sometimes it feels like that?? 

My husband will get all horny while I’m, I don’t know, changing out of sweaty gardening clothes. And I’ll be like, “But we have to make lunch?? I stink? Now is not a good time?? Logic?” And clearly it’s not about logic to him. He is experiencing the entire scenario very differently. And I’m here like, 

Or the times where you realize that like, having an actual physiological reaction to attractive people is not some enculturated metaphor, and people are actually doing that all around you all the time, and you’re like, Ah, clearly my studies of human culture have been incomplete. I have missed a critical psychosocial component. Many things now appear in a different light. *takes notes on holopad*

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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

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basic to say but yeah these eps are just really classic goofy pnf episodes. really funny clever fast-paced writing. good to look at. fun to obsessively screencap. we did not need these and yet they are a wonderful dessert thanks

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Your art got me back to rewatching pnf! Both are so good! Hot take, but Major monogram is a hypocrit. Dude sees a man buying thousands of laserpointers, and calls it evil. He really should respect the autism of that move.

great point well said. maybe it's because mono is one of the rare few allistic pnf characters. he's so funny, i love him -- i'm desperately hoping he gets divorced next season. that's the only thing i want

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i track every time pnf openly repeats/imitates the simpsons because thats the kind of annoying nerd i am. if anything, it happening again in s5 is a promising sign of a healthy and flourishing pnf

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(politely) i hope they do remember at some point that doof and perry have a mutual friendship and it's not just onesided adoration from doof. although yes, correct, he's real messed up over perry. he's never been more desperate to grab him all over as in these eps. but where is our sparkly eyed gay man platypus who likes to dance with his bf. hope to see him again soon

edit: if this continues ill just delusionally pretend these s5 episodes actually take place in s1/2. sorry, you thought this was next summer but its actually the secret Danvillian month of July2 during which phineas's shirt was different, due to an explanation. behold ptp my bonus monthinator

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absolutely crazy there's a literal "what are we" running gag. nuanced relationship. complicated relationship. our boundaries are fluid. and they made perry mad about this specifically it's so fascinating. does he want the nemesis label back? does he want to be straight-up friends? is it the lack of commitment that bothers him? mawwiage?

i’m not gonna put superior words into the mouths of the s5 writers who have failed to account for why perry’s not being a sympathetic friend to doof in these eps. hmph. (pause) but yeah he’s definitely mad about no mawwiage

i wish i was In Charge Of Perry(tm) cuz it would be sooo fun to really tackle that question from his perspective yeah. heinz knows and appreciates that their boundaries are fluid (what a thing to say) but it's ultimately perry's choice where that boundary lies. and the whole reason doof's saying this stuff is because perry allowed that boundary line to shift over the years, to a caring, intimate place. it's up to you mr platypus. will u accept this adoring man and his 2 children. he needs you. (spoiler yes he will, i have foreseen it even if s5 writes perry bad)

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“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Fëanor, son of Finwë, High King of the Exiled Noldor and he thinks that sacrificing your critical thinking skills to the whims and machinations of techbros is THE WORK OF MORGOTH WRITTEN INTO THE ODE THAT ARDA SINGS and that to do so IS TO SHAME YOURSELF AND YOUR UNLIMITED POTENTIAL. BE FREE. BE FREE AND CREATE WORKS OF WONDER YET UNTOLD

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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behold, the beautiful wild turkey that appeared to greet us outside the hotel i visited last month.

a friendly dinosaur.

Random photo tag game

Tagged by the lovely @bobafvcks and @gosiksmallspace

Currently on a trip to S.Korea and was near a wharf in Nami Island where I spotted this lone stranger sunbathing. The weather was wonderfully cool but also sunny and he was the only guy there lol

Took a random photo because C'est La Vie! Wish I could be him!

I'm tagging @clawbehavior @seamayweed @uhhhhmanda @wellbecause @breitweisergallery @yardmargs

And any one else who sees this!

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stages of writing

envision your favorite scenes in excruciating reiterative detail in your mind palace

?

surely there must be something that comes after that

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this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.

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oh i love these 🥰 ty for the tag!

I was tagged by @macdennisnation to make myself using this picrew!

I tag: @spectrum-spectre @jojobeaner @runninriot @amethyst-crowns @shares-a-vest & anyone else who wants to 💗

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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven