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we do not need midnight sun. we need a twilight book from robert pattinson's pov

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My favorite lifehack is I’m never too polite to take leftovers from any event. “Please take leftovers,” the hostess says, and everyone diffidently murmurs something about the size of their fridge, but I am already sweeping an entire basket of bagels into my tote bag. I gather there may be some unspoken rule of upperclass etiquette that stands in people’s way but listen. Break free of your chains

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We know she’s just mad cause they have more melanin than she’s used to seeing

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frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

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Dormant Predators

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If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

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I had been waiting so long to run free, but that good-bye was harder than I ever imagined. I’ll never forget that boy. And how we won back our freedom together. Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002) dir. Kelly Asbury, Lorna Cook

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dumb bi idiot blunders her way into the harem route without even realizing it

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nobody:

fallout new vegas: OH FUCK! *crashes*

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Kidnappers: We have your father

Zuko: My father is in prison??

Kidnappers: He made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up?

Zuko: Oh my gosh, you have my uncle

Kidnappers: I’m going to become a painter

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somehow took me til today to realize basically any ghoul in the late series could pass through or at least be mentioned in fallout 76

show me charon or cain or beatrix or somethin cmon cmon cmon

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She's coming for you!

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Sometimes you try your hardest but things don’t turn out the way you want them to. Sometimes things have to change. And maybe sometimes they’re for the better. Lilo and Stitch (2002)