When the sleeping pills don't hit :((((
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this is my daughter now
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Idk like personally I feel a high profile sexual assault case isn't exactly joke material even if it's been 20 years
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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
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Crazy to think that all life on earth has a shared common ancestor. We all used to be siblings but kept drifting apart to cousins, acquaintances, and then strangers.
Like howdy mr pillbug, I ain鈥檛 seen you since the Cambrian. Little buddy canine, I know we last met in the late Cretaceous but would you care to walk by my side again?
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Blue Stadtbad Mitte "James Simon" 聽- 聽 Eline Brontsema
Dutch, b. 1988 -
Woodcut, 68.2 x 51.3 cm
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For those curious:
Our lowest 3 smash are
2.4 for the Elon Musk poll
2.7 for the charles III
4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres
Our highest 3 smash are
95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll
93 for the Appalachian Moutains
92 for the type 30 rotary phone
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I wish to survive long enough to someday see the end of the 2016 election
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Artist: @/fauxmantis on twitter
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Gloom -- Kyoko Umemoto
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throw it back my scarab
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