Are you pursuing true love? Allow the Great Ajax (and others) to tell you all its secrets. Disclaimer: Don't actually follow any of the advice on this blog. If you want legitimate advice we probably won't be very helpful. But we'll listen if you want :)THE LOVE WARRIORS -Ajax the Greater, Achilles, Odysseus, Helen of Sparta, and Diomedes.
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THIS BLOG ISNT DEAD TIL IM DEAD
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THIS BLOG ISNT DEAD TIL IM DEAD
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reblog if your url represents who you really are
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SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTIN ME CALLIN ME ALL THE TIME
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fuck my ass real good daddy
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- Odysseus
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what do you think of Aeneas
Fuck that dude
- Odysseus
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How do you feel about the Ides of March?
It sounds a little trite to me…like…lets all go out a stab a guy today…nobodys ever done that before…
- Odysseus
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Your drawings are so soft but you look SO STRONG
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Odysseus you slept with like 40 women while you married I think I can say I love you. Also, how do you know I was talking to you:)
Because everyone loves me
- Odysseus
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Ajax give us an excerpt from your latest slash fic
Hi my name is Odysseus and I have long ebony black hair with gold streaks that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Athena (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Heracles but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hero. I'm the king of Ithaca but I'm also an intellectual. I have tan skin. I'm also a commander in the Achean army and I go to battle in Troy where the war is in its seventh year (I'm twenty seven). I'm a greek (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly chiton. For example today I was wearing a black set of armor with a matching sheild and black chiton and gold sandals. I was walking near the ships. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Trojans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.~ Ajax
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It’s about 6:50 am and I can’t sleep because I had a dream that there was a new meme where people would just post pictures of characters balancing things on the back of their hand (like a piece of chalk or something) and just caption it “i’m strongman”
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