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He’s a smooth operator…one of these days I’ll end one of these with some semblance of reverence but until then enjoy the chaos lol. Aquarium date part 2 coming soonish, it’s 15 panels so it will take a little bit!

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This whole thing about scanning your face to prove tour age is making me remember, in 2018 while out in paris we got our wallet stolen during a particularly busy night at a lesbian bar. It was very late and with no money to buy metro tickets we were effectively stranded, but some people helped us and we ended up staying the night at a really sweet older man's place. His face was deeply scarred and he was missing an eye. We chatted on our way and he told me about his life, probably to help calm me down. He explained he had been stuck in a house fire 20 years ago and had had multiple rounds of facial reconstruction and a skin graft, but there's only so much surgery can do so he just learned to live with it. I remember he said he liked the queer bars because they're the only place people don't really stare at him.

At some point I took out my phone, and at the time I was using face unlock. This prompted him to tell me all the ways this technology doesn't work on him. How his phone selfie camera doesn't focus right because it's not a detecting a face. How he had to update his ID the old fashioned way, because the website kept rejecting his photos. And how it was becoming more and more common, and how it was making his life way harder.

This was 7 years ago, and now whenever I see this sort of technology I think of how that guy can't use it. And how house fires are pretty common, and how anything from being born this way to a skin condition to heavy tattooing can probably cause the same issue. Can these people get age verified ? Will they just lose access to all social media, which are increasingly necessary in society, if this becomes the norm ? These are people who are already driven out of public spaces due to how they look, and they're getting pushed out online too all in the interest of companies wanting more money.

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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

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Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

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Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.

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Tried to take a pic after I just realized my big ass creeper glows in the dark but it came out looking like a ghost sighting pic like you can just barely fucking see him

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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

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posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me

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three omegas chillin in their nest (the bite each other every morning)

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to whatever trans man needs to hear this: hating yourself for being a man isn't helping anyone, especially you. there is no cosmic reward for hating the ever loving shit out of yourself for being a man. this does not make people like you more, and if it does, you are hanging out with malicious people who want you to suffer, not people whom you need to gain the approval of. if your friends want you to hate yourself for being a man, those are not your friends, and you need to leave, pronto, no matter how attached to them you are. they are not helping you, they are actively hurting you on purpose.

no man deserves to hate themselves for being a man. especially not trans men. i don't care how many people that bothers. they're not right. men do not deserve to hate themselves for their gender/s. this is not the answer. this is not the way forward. this is not how we move past fighting, abuse and hatred. you don't deserve this. run like hell if people you treat you like this and never look back. i'm serious.

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bkdk punk/punk au 🧡💚🫶

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PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING