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Seventeen with a spider in the room

S.coups: Vacated the room as soon as the word spider was uttered. Currently halfway down the street

Jeonghan: Inconspicuously jumps up and down a lot “EEEE GET IT GET IT”

Jun: “Don’t worry guys I got this I know wushu”

Woozi: Climbs the nearest person (Mingyu) in order to get as far away from the ground as possible 

Dino: That one person who tries to spray the spider with hairspray because they have no bug spray 

Wonwoo: Tries super hard to be chill while crushing Mingyu’s hand in a death grip

Seungkwan: *in english* “YO OOOOHH MYY GOOOSSHHH SOMEONE KILL IT”x100. hides behind Joshua and peeks over his shoulder to watch the spider and make sure it doesn’t move 

Mingyu: Too busy trying to stop Woozi from choking him and Wonwoo from breaking his hand

DK: Constant screaming aka stay away if you value your eardrums

Hoshi: That one person who picks up the spider and runs at everyone, laughing while he threatens to throw it on them. Accidentally does throw it on Woozi. Chaos ensues. Woozi doesn’t talk to Hoshi for a week

Joshua: Tries to protect the spider from harm and calm everyone down (unsuccessfully for the latter)

Vernon: Judging everyone from his seat on the couch. Questioning life choices

The8: Misses the whole thing while he was in the bathroom. Comes back to find Woozi trying to murder Hoshi with a textbook while the others try to stop/help him. The8 notices the forgotten spider and picks it up and carefully discards it outside. 

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Seventeen in stilettos

S.coups: unstable and wobbly to the max. Like a baby lamb, crouched low as he attempts to walk, clinging to everyone and everything to keep from falling on his ass

Jeonghan: a natural in heels, actually joins in on Seungkwan's catwalk because he thinks he looks super cute (spoiler alert: he does)

Joshua: a blushing mess because all the members keep telling him he looks really good in heels. Gives everyone foot rubs afterwards when they're all complaining about sore feet

Jun: changes into booty shorts and attempts to seduce everyone with his now extra long legs

Hoshi: makes everyone run through the original mansae choreography. S.coups falls at least 12 times and Mingyu breaks one of the shoes doing the leapfrog move

Wonwoo: challenges Jeonghan to a race down the street. He loses epically. Mingyu helps nurse his twisted ankle

Woozi: first one to put them on so he has a few sweet seconds of being closer to everyone's height (and taller than Dino)

DK: finds a long wig to wear and belts out some Whitney Houston songs. Gladly joins in on the catwalk, flicking his hair dramatically

Mingyu: slams his head into the top of a door frame because he forgets how tall he is

The8: nearly breaks an ankle after being coerced into doing a backflip

Seungkwan: reaches a whole new level of extra once they're on his feet. Organises an impromptu catwalk in the middle of the studio. Refuses to take the heels off when they're all done playing

Vernon: the most reluctant to wear the heels, but surprisingly good at walking in them once he does

Dino: does every single girl group dance he knows, gaining a whole new respect for female idols

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Deputy Jordan Parrish in “Perishable”

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I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.

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starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

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21 Perfect Cat Reactions to Going Outside for the First Time

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i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume