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Dunno what the fuss is about with the divine council

It’s not been noon in weeks, the sun is getting there after some of the games this week but like still

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GOOD MORNING WORLD THE SUN IS TRYING ITS GOD DAMN BEST!

WAKE UP PLAY BALL

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Trying to make a summer time playlist rn is only slightly hampered by it having been night for a whole week

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reddit is fighting a war over which team matchup could fix this mess

my favourite thus far is night knights vs florida failures

go on, call the moon and the night cringe, get their ass

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Yeah that's desperation alright. Nukes literally won't do anything, this is why we don't listen to Twitter. Do hope we figure something soon though, maybe we need like, a sun themed expansion team? That sounds story enough for this sport

step 1 is for my dear my darling our current sun themed team to not fucking suck im begging what happened to you

adding a new team would be the cleanest idea for the execution but also that would mean having to build the team (with the sun gods blessing) and the sun god needs to have a story to speed this up about the sun coming back from somewhere probably and schedule an official match that they wont lose preferably against a team like the nights to really hammer the story home and they wont be holding any official matches that arent tournament related next week so all of this in 3 days or it needs to wait 10+ days

generally stories are also pretty hard to just Spawn TM and itd probably also have to be cleared in this case with the sun deity in charge like i said and like greece is already off the table since the investigation into that divine intervention stalled because of all this, amaterasu is off the table considering its her damn team that fucked it, if the ancients did a hot rebrand into something that connects with ra then maybe?

they really should just schedule another sunrise game with rooster and akabi, its a win win, either the rooster calls the sun or the sun comes up regardless, why did they do another eclipse game aaaaaaaaaaaa

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help girl the weirdos on twitter are desperate enough to consider nukes

what would that even fucking do??? not turn on the sun thats for sure!

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WEATHER UPDATE

its cold

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wonder if the baseball people have to deal with this too

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theres rumours that akabi and night knight are planning to do semi official matches even in skip week to fix this but like will that work?

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oh hi depressi

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the dash is, however, full of memes

reading the news is the only light (hah!) in this situation

the league is fucking fumbling its response to fans

its in a meeting per hour with politicians and officials

the vatican would probably have done something as well if they werent still reeling from jeezy boys dad not being the one true god

id say its like watching a train crash from the sidelines but tragically we are all on the train

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reading the news is the only light (hah!) in this situation

the league is fucking fumbling its response to fans

its in a meeting per hour with politicians and officials

the vatican would probably have done something as well if they werent still reeling from jeezy boys dad not being the one true god

id say its like watching a train crash from the sidelines but tragically we are all on the train

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Begging the knights to lose against the dragons and begging it to do something good, literally anything

I know any story activating would be in their knight aspect rather than the night aspect but Please

The moons won, the sun set, I’m begging the last game of the week to fix this

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Like I know this isn’t the point

I’m well aware that this isn’t the point and might actually be as far from the point as humanly possible

But

A bit concerned with how akabi will do in the rest of the tournament now that the sun isn’t on our side yknow?

Like we do best when the sun is up or rising and now the sun is just

There

Hanging out

So what if we’re just fucking cursed now and moonbeams win later

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Good news i woke up at dawn

Bad news dawn is at 11.30 now

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Well okay so rooster won, the good news on this front is that it’s like astrological twilight or whatever bright night is called

The bad news is that the observers claim it was touch and go in rhythm with how well they were winning

Likeliness of noon happening tomorrow is Not Great but Maybe there will be a sunrise at least

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week in review in the lack of certain celestial light (looking disrespectfully in the direction of the sun gods)

monday - rejoice play ball, nothing as usual

tuesday

Zodiac - Akabi, akabi wins 2-3, something something the biggest brightest star until exactly 12.05 on this unholy saturday being the sun

Canada team - Panopticons, poland wins 2-3

New Rep - Seasonals (in winter), seasonals win 0-3 with an alledgedly nervewracking 33-35 second set

Reinforcements - Night Knights, knights win 1-3

Dragons - Zodiac, i watched this one and im fucking happy for it even if im starting to be slightly concerned about zodiacs role in the buildup of divinity, worst team vs best team the underdog zodiac wins 2-3, dragons had them until set 3 when they finally got used to being the chinese zodiac instead of the greek

Canadas team - Malacca straights, malacca wins 2-3

wednesday

zodiac vs reinforcements, 1-3 reinforcements

malacca straights vs ottomans in purple, purple didnt help em cuz malacca was in their gold, malacca wins 3-0 and a friend said that it was a close last set rip ottomans

team rooster vs panopticon, panopticon wins 1-3

Ancients vs Canada team, ancients win 3-1

Akabi vs Red Dragons, we got our asses handed to us, dragons win 1-3

Heavens vs Moonbeams, heavens win 3-1

thursady

collectors vs dragons, dragons win 2-3

panopticon vs seasonals (in winter), seasonals win 0-3

team rooster in black vs canada in gray, canada wins 2-3

moonbeams vs collectors, collectors win 0-3

new republic vs ancients, ancients win 2-3

night knights (offending party) vs heavens, night knight wins 3-1, i watched this one and it was a very technical game since heavens have more divine/legal dominion over the sky so them winning here is a bit sus in retrospect, second set went 40-38 for fucks sake

friday

collectors vs zodiac, zodiac wins 1-3

malacca straights vs new rep, new rep wins 1-3

golden moon/moonbeams vs reinforcements, moonbeams win 3-1

heavens in thunder kit vs zodiac in silver, heavens win 3-1, this match is however under investigation for illegal divine intervention and its not been cleared up yet, i didnt watch it but literally every person i know that did watch it INSISTS that there was a totally unrecorded third set that zodiac might have won? its unclear, comment your beef below

seasonals in summer vs ancients, seasonals win 3-0

new republic in green vs ottomans in turquoise, new rep wins 3-1, rip eastern roman empire. i watched it and i did it fully expecting the story of the eastern empireto be told and it kept looking like it wanted to be told and was starting to be told but there was intereference, in hindsight this too is yuri sus

today, the cursed saturday : )

ottomans in their fucking banana core kit vs ancients, everything the new rep ottomans game wasnt but still no story being told, ottomans win 3-0

and finally

the offender

night knights vs akabi at high noon, night knights win 3-0 set 1 33-31, set 2 25-22 set 3 25-18

it was

a GOOD

GAME

UNTIL IT WAS NOT

while writing this ive heard people i trust alledging that the sun does still exist but like in dusk/dawn conditions but like thats fucking scary that its globally yknow? its supposed to always be high noon somewhere in the world but nope, not in eclipse games smile (weeping)

rooster vs straights is still ongoing and its 1-1 rn and like its a good neighbourhood match, im rooting obviously for roosters because hi please help the sun rise (pained)

rooster does have another match against ottomans tomorrow which i think theyll take home easy so like banking on that if nothing else, but then theres budget eclipse right after with akabi and golden moon 6pm so lets hope that if its not fixed by then or something happens its also the budget version of whatever this is :,U