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Heard lesbians like them

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genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

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really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

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WIP Wednesday

what if AO3 but it looked like the New York Times?

for those of you who need a stealthier way to read fic

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My camera failed to advance the film and created an interesting composite image

credit

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thanks google AI i'll keep that in mind!

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“we need a slur for-” the word you’re looking for is insult. those exist. they can be highly effective too

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"what if you regret it" what if I don't?

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I guess the idea of a companion animal that would eat your flesh is supposed to be upsetting but critically she doesn't do that while I'm alive. which I'd argue is the most important factor here.

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Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience

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Where would you put a city on this map?