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“I’m going to kill you one day, and it won’t be an easy death I promise you.“

Does Korinasensei got the booty?

That’s for me to know and you to find out. Oh wait, no, you’re forever alone. Who’s gonna date a kid that gets dressed by their teacher~?

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nickname: (fire emoji)(needle emoji) real life dr. dr. pepper (needle emoji)(fire emoji)song: COPS theme songpicture:a rly zoomed in version of this

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"So mission Assassination by Angry Possum was a failure... you know, what amazes me more is that no one even noticed a big yellow octopus performing suspicious behaviour in the possum cage. Are people blind or something?"

“Karma. Karma why do you do these things. I just. I.” He’s done. He’s just done completely. He disappears, and then reappears a few minutes later. “I put it back in its proper exhibit.”

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"Sensei, I thought you would go to any lengths to save your students! Could it be you're scared you won't be able to protect me? Are you afraid? Of glitter of all things? That's kind of lame, isn't it? How about it then? Would you rather have me die from starvation or have me killed by some crazy glittering skull spitting chicken?"

“I was more referring to her having your ass. She’s weirdly serious about that kind of thing. She puked a skull out at me once and I left. For some reason it was covered in glitter. I still don’t know the context behind it and I don’t think I want to. …She’s not actually a human so I can’t call it cannibalism. Um. I don’t want anyone eating my students, but she is giving me a good amount of money to take care of her prize hens.”

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“Eeeeh but Koro-sensei, I’m not a chicken and you’re not a chicken-- well, I’m not entirely sure what you are, but you don’t look very chicken to me. It wouldn’t be cannibalism and I’m sure they wouldn’t notice one missing.”

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20. Two pet chickens in little chicken costumes

“First cats and now chicks… aren’t you getting a bit too soft Koro-sensei? Oh well, I guess we’re having grilled chicken tonight!”

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20. Two pet chickens in little chicken costumes

“First cats and now chicks… aren’t you getting a bit too soft Koro-sensei? Oh well, I guess we’re having grilled chicken tonight!”

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9. Hand carved wooden genitalia

“Tantei-san, take down your pants and spread your buttcheeks, I’m gonna screw this one in!”

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“Oh but Koro-sensei, I like keeping my secrets. But if you really want to know you might want to check the zoo.”

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13. One screaming possum

“Karma, I’m really afraid to ask where you got this.”

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16. Small baggie of what appears to be leg hair

“Wow, Okuda-san, I never expected this. Hair loss? Really? Do you need help gluing them back on?”

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Send me a ☆ and I'll use a random generator to see what gift your muse has given mine!

A doll that may or may not be possessed by an evil entity

An unwanted haircut

Congratulatory cake with their name spelled incorrectly

Crystal skull

DVD copy of the live action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie

Exactly seventeen tiny snails

Extra large kale smoothie

Gift card for free ice cream at the local ice cream parlor

Hand carved wooden genitalia

Homemade salt and vinegar flavored lollipops

Jar of live angry bees

Lock of an unknown person’s hair

One screaming possum

One very uninterested, extremely fat cat

Photos of my muse falling down a flight of stairs

Small baggie of what appears to be leg hair

Small vial of blood

The nicest pair of socks my muse has ever seen

Three candles that when lit together smells exactly like hot chocolate but smells like a rotting dead body separately

Two pet chickens in little chicken costumes

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“Hahaha, you were so into your work anyone could have come up and assassinated you!” What a good thing the only target as of yet was Korosensei or he could have been tempted to try. If not for the fact that the cons were greater than the pros. Scooting over to the table, Karma let his palm rest on the hard surface and his glance down at the books spread all over.

“Let’s see, let’s see.” Twirling a pen a few times in his fingers while skimming the lines, he soon brought it to the paper and marked down some spots, not stopping to ask whether Okuda minded him writing in her books. “This one, this one... and then the section here. Page 35-38 in this book and then the questions on page 59 here. I’m ahead, but I think that was what the octupus marked for homework this time.”

❝Ne?!❞

    She leaned away from the direction of the other until she recognized that voice. It took a minute for her to register what he said because she was caught off-guard merely by his presence, but once she caught on to the last bit of what the redhead said she couldn’t help but to stammer and call out.

        ❝Karma-kun? W-Wait! Um… I could use some help.❞

              ❝I mean if you’re not too busy or have other plans that is❞

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The 17th icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to being thrown into an alternate universe

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Usually Karma was the only one who was deliberately absent from lessons, so when a certain poison fanatic of a girl had been absent for days, it had been highly noticeable. After all, it was relatively rare to see any illness within those of class E with how their curriculum looked (and the fear that a certain octopus should pass by out of worry). But nonetheless, as the red headed boy had made his way to the library to pick up a book he would need for his self-studies, a familiar voice reached his ears and following it he spotted the bespectacled girl.

“Is that so? Sounds hard. Well, I guess you won’t be needing my help figuring out what you’ve missed since you’re so busy imagining it so see you later Okuda-san.”

Playing catch up wasn’t going to be easy, especially since Okuda had missed the last few days of class because of illness. Today she was prepared for all the make-up work she’d have to complete. Notebook in hand, pencils at the ready, and poison recipes neatly tucked away within her desk.

        ❝ I can only imagine all of the work i’ve missed..❞

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“Ahaha, Koro-sensei, you’re getting anxious! Was it your girlfriend or something? Aah, I’m sorry I forgot for a moment that no one would ever date you, my bad~.” Why tease him about being a nerd when he can tease him about being forever alone? So Koro-sensei, how does it feel that the only girlfriend you’ve ever had died in your arms the first time you held her?

“NYAAAA-! Karma, it could have been something or someone important!” Was he implying that he had that song as all of his ringtones now? Absolutely. He absolutely did. Quick, tease him about being a nerd. At least squaremom says he’s cool.

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Was that a little missy who had heard something she shouldn’t have?

Highly suspicious behaviour caused Karma to turn his attention to the blonde girl, and with a smile closing in on her.

“Normal people, hmm~? Would you mind letting me in on this monologue of yours? I’d say that normal people don’t badmouth others so loud that the person in question can hear it. Don’t you think there’s something wrong with your definition of normal?”

Stares at the red-haired guy babbling nonsense not three feet away.

…… Slowly backs up, cell phone in hand, record company’s security number on speedial.

“What the heck…normal people don’t talk like that..”

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1, 7, 10

how often do you blink on a daily basis?

“Never! If I blink I might miss some funny move some idiot makes after all, right?”

william clinton. does that make you uncomfortable? that i spelled it like that?

“Well~ that’s the question isn’t it? Does this make you uncomfortable?”

日本語で書かれ無用質問

「日本語で書かれ無用答え。じゃあ、今すぐ死にたいのか？」

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invade my privacy!

how often do you blink on a daily basis?

how healthy is your relationship with your father?

when was the last time you destroyed?

four

if a bear and a bigger bear fought who would win? smaller bear has three years of martial arts training but bigger bear is bigger

do you fear death?

william clinton. does that make you uncomfortable? that i spelled it like that? 

share an embarrassing story that ended in murder

top three funeral hymns from the middle ages?

日本語で書かれ無用質問 

post a selfie of someone else that you took without their knowledge

how much hair would you eat for $3000?

five things about you that everyone already knows

how many pets have you had to bury?

full name, complete with address and social security information