I used to draw but nowadays I mostly just hate myself. I'm over thirty and I don't know why I'm here anymore.
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It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The fact that Fountain is pissing off trads over a 100 years later is so fucking funny
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These articles are hilarious. This is how this news alert came into my inbox:
Hmm. Wonder what's happening there!!!
Elon must have about as sweet a deal as Mark Zuckerberg has with Facebook to account for how he has not been booted from Tesla by its board. What other CEO oversees a 71% drop in profit in ONE QUARTER and doesn't get immediately fired?
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i love those "americans only know burger" posts cus its true we literally have a word for when something is insignificant or something without value and yeah. its "nothingburger". because whats more worthless than nothing burger....
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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
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youuuu should draw lynne and sissel being besties okay. sniffles i gotta replay the game
if lost return to the other idiot
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Legend of Zelda BoTW would have been at least 17 times cooler if the original guardian designs were used, people already freak out because of guardian music, now imagine this thing running at you? These designers cooked, only for the fruit of their labor to be tossed
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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer
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Light and his mangy ahh cat
(Inspo by @gh0stbeeee 's post)
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Talking about the game is so hard, but Sissel GhostTrick is like such a tumblr girlycore character. There's potential for a bigger audience there. We have to babygirl-ify the blond freak.
Like, the fancy suit and sunglasses, the stupid banana hair. He's cool but also a little pathetic. The first splashscreen of the game that you see is him ass-up on the floor. He calls dogs "little doggies" completely sincerely. He's illiterate. King shit.
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