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Just because I see a brilliant opportunity for self roleplay doesn't mean I'll take it.

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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

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Kanata just being an ass lmao "is it hot in here or is it just me?"

Akechi looked blankly at Kanata, and then he looked at the air conditioning unit that was blasting out cold air in the corner of the room. "If you're feeling hot I suggest you stand over in that corner." He gestured towards the area by the freezers filled with cold drinks. "We also have many cold beverages for purchase if you wanted to cool down another way." Was he ignoring that a pickup line was just used on him? Maybe. "Oh, and I give it a 4 out of 10 since it can be so easily taken out of context."

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I feel like Kohaku is the only one who would attempt to use a pick up line I'm sorry Akechi "If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Can I give fractional amounts? If so it's a solid 5.5 out of 10. Cheesy, some people aren't into math jokes, but still a pretty solid line." It looked like Kohaku might have used that line on a bad day for Akechi, considering he wasn't using his customer service tone with them. "Now were you here to purchase something or are you just trying to waste my time?"

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Well I guess Shion is just gonna use one back (rip Kanata) "Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"

Akechi blinked. For one, he wasn't exactly used to getting a pick-up line used on him (at least not recently, as for the past- well). For another, he had never met this person in his life before. Was this just a thing that people did? (And, just for the record, he wasn't unaware of how attractive people found him, he just found it more useful to ignore it.) "Ah, that's- that's pretty good." Another pause as he tried to gather his wits. "I would give it a six out of ten and I'm sure the intended recipient would enjoy it very much."

He had no illusions on the matter of someone actually trying to use a pickup line on him.

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Send my muse pick-up lines to see how my muse would react!

My muse will rate it on a scale of 1-10. 1 being the worst, 10 being the best.

For multimuses, please specify the muse.

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AS SAID BY LACE HARDING - PARTY BANTER *  assorted banter from dragon age: the veilguard

don't just stand there!

what does it mean?

oh, that's just a me thing.

you didn't even list ten people!

our paths didn't cross much.

never would've guessed what he was planning.

that's a tricky question.

honestly, i don't know. i think about it, too.

it was a good question.

you can't kill someone for something they might do.

next time you need help moving furniture around your room, let me know.

i was going to come check, but then the noises stopped.

raw strength's important, but so is technique.

want me to show you?

did my tips help?

thank you for that new nightmare.

i don't know anymore.

i don't think an indifferent god is better than an evil one.

maybe things would have been better if they hadn't fought.

we don't know that.

i'm here now, and you're here now, and the best thing we can do is learn from the past.

i'm not arguing with that.

you're not one of them.

be kind to yourself.

romance looks good on you.

i was just trying to be nice!

what kind of questions, exactly?

are you waggling your eyebrows at me?

it's definitely... something.

yeah. we're together.

what exactly was in the basket?

don't worry about it. you weren't prying.

that's so sweet.

would you like some tea?

she just pops up whenever things get weird.

we'll probably never know why.

you've got a lot of trophies.

i wish there was something else we could do for them.

i still don't know why this happened.

what's that like?

i try to ignore it, but something's out there.

i don't know what happened.

how long did it take you to get used to it?

i don't drink. but thank you.

sometimes i get unpleasant thoughts or feelings, and i come out here.

i can't resist that face!

i'm surprised some of us still wear pants.

it's actually easy. maybe too easy?

i can totally see it.

i thought you'd be used to gruesome.

does magic ever make you feel... itchy?

it's... complicated.

do you really think so?

if you liked someone, what would you do? to show you liked them, i mean.

you've been... kinda preoccupied.

it was terrifying the first time it happened.

how did you become such a good cook, anyway?

that's why we don't work there anymore.

i only need one.

i'm afraid of what you are.

it's not personal.

do you ever wake up angry at someone for something they did in a dream?

you mentioned you don't sleep?

i know that face.

i was looking for you, actually.

i was just exaggerating.

you're watching me.

i dreamed about strawberry tarts last night.

do dreams actually mean anything?

what do you think this room was used for before?

this is a weird question, but do you think i could sit on your shoulders in battle one day?

there are people like you everywhere.

isn't that cheating?

whatever it is, it's not stupid. you can tell me.

are you all right? you're limping.

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🍙 from Kamui lol

send 🍙to see our muses make something together

"Right, so this time we'll make sure that someone always keeps an eye on the pot." He gave Kamui a quick glance that was more of a glare, before reaching back to tie on his apron. "Let's see, we have the vegetables laid out in front of us. How about we get these washed and chopped up before moving onto the proteins?" Without saying a word, he peeled off a few stalks of celery and began washing the dirt off. The cold water brought him focus as he mentally re-ran through the steps and glanced at what else was laid out- there were the tomatoes, the mushrooms in a carton, the frozen bags of carrots and peas- ah. He set aside the washed stalks of celery on the cutting board and held up the bags of frozen produce.

"Do you want to defrost a bowl of these or cut the celery?"

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My drafts are clean so I'm going to call it a night here *flops off the computer*

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Send 🥗to send some food to my muse (specify what) or send 🍙to see our muses make something together.

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Kanata be nice "I need you to stay out of my way."

Akechi gave Kanata an unimpressed look. He sighed as he pulled several, not so thick admittedly, textbooks out of his bag and set it in front of him as a proverbial wall. "Would me not crossing this line be satisfactory? It's not like I need the entire table space." (He really didn't, just as much space as his notebook and textbook would take up.)

It was really just his luck he was seated at the table with someone who clearly could not stand being around another human being. He sat down and pulled out his notebook and opened it to where he had left off. Hopefully, the weirdo across from him wouldn't make his night any more difficult than it needed to be.

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Kamui what did you do? ❛i can't stand up. what should i do?❜

He looked down at Kamui as if to make a serious consideration. "Crawl?" Akechi frowned as he took in the sight of the teen, who didn't have an obvious injury that would explain being unable to stand up. "I don't know, if nothing else works you could always ask someone to help you up. Is there somewhere you need to be right now? You could always take the time to rest for a bit if not."

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"Well no, actually I was hoping that you would forget about me and continue on with your life like everyone else was so content to." There, he said it. The words were out there, unable to be retracted, for Amamiya to mull over for just a damn second. "Do you think I wanted to you mourn me and tend to my clearly unnecessary grave like that? No, I wanted you to move on with your damn life like I've moved on with mine!"

Lightning cast the sky in a brilliant glow as he turned around to face Amamiya, the falling rain streaking down his face like blood on a wrathful demon (ah, so it was thunder). Akechi couldn't help the hardness in his gaze, as if what he was staring at was not a former friend but an attack dog in a dark alleyway. His breaths came in heavy gasps as he faced his own personal demon, the ever lingering specter of his past, hoping that he appeared just as demonic. "If I said I hated you, would you leave me alone," he spat out the words angrily, like a spell to ward from evil. "How about we leave it at that? I never met you, you never saw me. This was clearly some trickster god's way of amusing themselves and we can all go about our merry lives as intended." He twisted his lips into something approximating an amused smirk, although his facial muscles didn't quite work the way he wanted them to (so maybe it was more of a sad grin), just like back in the old days when he could pretend the the world danced to his will. "Would that be satisfactory to you?"

"Clearly," he snapped, teeth biting into the word like flesh. He couldn't hear any thunder, or anything other than Akechi's words. But he certainly felt the thunder, rolling through his chest, trying to escape.

Ren didn't like the person that he was when he was angry. He didn't like the hate and spite and vitriol that filled his lungs until he couldn't breathe. It was easier when he was still Joker, because then he could at least take out that anger on shadows. But that wasn't the case anymore. All he could do was let the pain burn through him, and then release the resulting smoke.

"Then why didn't you tell me that? You could've taken ten seconds to text me 'Hey, I'm alive, but I hate your guts and I never want to see you again, bye,' and moved on with your life. You could have done anything! Anything to stop me from picking flowers for an empty grave!"

The tears were there again; hot against the corners of his eye. But he couldn't just turn away. No, he needed to get this out.

"...Did you think it was funny to leave me in the dark like that? Do you really hate me that much?"

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'Are you sure you don't mind?' The question was at the tip of his tongue, but Goro held himself back from asking it. Something about her tone? He couldn't stop the way the corners of his mouth twisted a little and he diligently worked on a window in the back of the castle.

His mouth formed a small o as he watched the girl carve details into the castle with a stick. She was really good at this, but he would also have never thought of using a stick in the process of making a sand castle. Which, speaking of sticks- He blinked as he rapidly focused on what the girl was saying. "O-oh. I guess so-" His eyebrows furrowed as he trailed off, sitting down on the sand heavily as he thought about what she said with a pout. "That sounds- really lonely though. I mean, you don't think your friends would stick around you anyway? Because you're all good friends and all-" He trailed off again, a confused look crossing his face as he tried to form the words that matched what he thought. "-like, maybe since they're your good friends they would listen to you and decide that you have a good point and support you?" He tilted his head slightly to the side. That made sense right? Those were the words that conveyed his deepest thoughts?

Goro's eyes immediately lit up at the mention of watermelons. "Well yeah, they're watermelons. They're supposed to be juicy, that's how you know they're good!" He looked to the side where the bucket and shovel were and set them in a good middle spot between him and the girl. "Maybe you can bring your neighbors watermelons and I can get mom to get us lemon soda! Mmm that sounds delicious just thinking about it."

"...I don't mind it." She was lying, of course. But complaining was useless. If she did, then her mother would simply leave her at home. It was either be dressed up like a doll, or put on a shelf and forgot like one as well. She'd rather be useful than left behind.

Having finished with her own windows, Fumiko picked up a small twig from the ground and began carving out smaller details, like pillars and and molding. A good castle had to be fancy, after all.

"Yeah, I guess. But if you don't have people around you who would stick with your ideals, then I think you should hold onto your own justice. Even if it meant being alone." The world might be a big place, but people were pretty small. You could only meet so many people, especially if you were stuck in a tiny town like she was.

"There's good watermelons in my town. We don't get them much though, since Daddy doesn't like sweet things. But sometimes neighbors will share some of theirs. Their really good, but they're also really messy. Juice gets everywhere. It's kinda fun."

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for the series ask, how about Jujutsu Kaisen?

..... listen all I know about this series is from a very specific intersection of memes between it and a game I play so I gotta say my pick for muse I would write is our favorite 'with this special treasure I summon' person da.n he.ng meg.umi. Oh and nob.ara and sh.oko seem pretty cool from what I've seen of them, so those would be my other picks :3c

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"The only good thing about Valentine's Day is the cheap chocolates after the day."

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(since keita and akechi are having gaming sessions now) "We're not going to have trouble are we?"

They were going into an apparent boss fight underleveled, with no (good) healer, and with barely any healing foods. He looked at the scaly rock monster that they had so rudely woke up from its nap and shrugged. "I'm sure we'll be fine. Diona has shields to protect us from some of the damage." Akechi managed to barely dodge one of the slashing attacks and just mutely hit buttons as the boss seemed to charge up one of its special attacks. They'd be fine, just as he said.