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"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it

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how old were u in 2004 just askin >_<

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saw this girl keying someone’s car this morning. was sort of compelling to watch. acts of passion are so rare these days… sigh…

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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This one is the best in a while

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I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

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i havent stopped thinking about this tiktok and wanted it on my blog

[VD: A TikTok from @/soupygarbagejuice. It starts with a clip captioned "Biggest Croissant In Malaysia", of a waiter bringing out a large plate with a massive croissant on it out to a woman at a table. Voiceover says "Today I wanted to eat a Croissant–". A man stitches the video, greenscreened over the final frame. Transcript is as follows:

"A few months ago, this was the last TikTok I saw before falling asleep, and I didn't dream about croissants, I didn't dream about her. Every single dream that I had for a while took place in a reality where Billy Joel– one of Billy Joel's greatest hits was called 'The Biggest Croissant in Malaysia'. It just existed, it played on the radio, people would talk about it in the background, 'He played it at The Garden last night'! So at one point I woke up and did my best to recreate exactly what it sounded like in the dreams. [Singing over piano and drums] She ordered the biggest croissant in Malaysia! She ordered the biggest croissant in town, cause Daddy's not around anymore! He's in Singapore, he's in Singapore!"

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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already