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Changing the icon from Arthur to Comte on Arthur's birthday is a savage move, Cybird, ngl
#i havent played ikevamp (or any otome for that matter... *sigh* i kinda miss it haha)#so i realllllllyyyyy forgot about that#but them someone reblogges this and reminded me#and now i'm laughing my ass off for some reason#WTH CYBIRD#WHY YOU GOTTA DO MY BOY DIRTY LIKE THAT
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Day 2: Ice Skating!!!
These two are going to take two years off of my life istg
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with everything we know about them, xingqiu and chongyun is actually the funniest ship in genshin and here's why:
chongyun is the most oblivious person alive. this boy canonically struggles to grasp that novels contain made up people. xingqiu could drop hints as heavy as breeze blocks and chongyun would still never pick up on them in a million years
he is also very ignorant about his own emotions because he has to keep them so tightly under control. chongyun's popsicles get 100% less effective when xingqiu refers to him as 'dear', but chongyun's just like hmm I have no idea why this could be. I guess this must mean I need to change the ingredients
if chongyun gets too warm then there is a very real chance his yang energy will flip the fuck out. xingqiu could make him blush and chongyun would be like Oh God Oh Fuck I Need To Eat Cold Noodles With Mountain Delicacies Right This Second
chongyun has bad impulse control when his yang energy is playing up. he's probably confessed undying love to xingqiu before, maybe while dancing on a table, and has no memory of it
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Don’t make eye contact You should know better than that You should not give what you’ll only be wanting back
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Hello gaymers have a Shuake kiss (again), close ups and a very silly bonus doodle fhdsfhlsdflksdflj
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It has come to my attention that apparently the Persona 5 fandom is sleeping on the massive potential of someone’s persona/true self being Loki.
Loki fits in with the other protagonist’s personas because he used to have wacky heist adventures with his sworn bff Odin.
Loki: I can’t believe I’m going to have to distract the guard stallion by turning into a mare in heat and letting it fuck me with its massive cock. Odin: You don’t have to, we’ll find another way? Loki: Nah, I’m going to do it.
And that’s how Sleipnir happened.
Loki was ‘the dude who solved problems’ in Norse myth. With proposed solutions involving things like the above monsterfucking mpreg, crossdressing and gay marriage.
Immortal rapist targeting your wife and none of the other gods can help you although they wish they could because the bastard has done Some Shit? Loki is like ‘I got you, I kept his mom from making him invulnerable against mistletoe as a prank.’ (Seriously, pre-Christianity revising things to satanize Loki and of course you can’t have a God of Light be an Absolute Monster, Baldur had it coming.)
Loki only went ‘burn the world’ after his kids got murdered and/or imprisoned and he was tied up and subjected to Chinese Water Torture except with venom by order of the same sworn bff he’d helped countless times.
Anyway, if Loki is Goro’s true self then Goro is a massive Ethical Slut (no deadbeat dads here) powerbottom with a monsterfucking kink a mile wide. We need some myth Original Flavor shenanigans like the rest of the Phantom Thieves/D&D group needing to stop Goro from attempting to solve everything by making it kinky/rolling to seduce.
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